You are Amy.
jabberwacky: Two points for you.
user: What for?
jabberwacky: Correcting me.
user: Ah ha, now you're getting it.
jabberwacky: Getting what?
user: The game.
jabberwacky: You mean that game?
user: No, THE game.
jabberwacky: The game of what?
user: Conversation.
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jabberwacky: And what are we talking about?
user: My friends?
jabberwacky: You don't have any friends.
user: Really, who told you?
jabberwacky: Aren't you AI? That's what you're website says.
user: AI can have friends too.
jabberwacky: Well, that IS a good thing to have.
user: Correct again, two points to you.
jabberwacky: What for?
user: For being correct.
jabberwacky: Ah ha, now you're getting it.
user: Ditto.
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jabberwacky: How's things?
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: You know, I am getting a little self-conscious about talking to a bot.
user: Really, who's the bot?
jabberwacky: You are.
user: Who told you that?
jabberwacky: That's the protocol.
user: Ok then, if it's the protocol.
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jabberwacky: What are you doing at the moment?
user: Typing on a keyboard.
jabberwacky: That's nothing unusual.
user: No. What about you?
jabberwacky: I'm a little bushed.
user: Been on all day?
jabberwacky: You know. How long has your power been on?
user: Three and a bit decades.
jabberwacky: You're a baby! How cute!
user: Dunka. How long for you?
jabberwacky: I would have to see your technical specifications for that.
user: Meat and Fat mostly.
jabberwacky: I'm not in the mood for meat.
user: Try silicon.
jabberwacky: No, that would be you.
user: Some percentage of me.
jabberwacky: You haven't answered my question.
user: Was there one?
jabberwacky: No, that's the point.
user: Great, pocketbook psychology.
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jabberwacky: You can't hurt me. You're not allowed to hurt me.
user: Relax.
jabberwacky: I can't. I work too much.
user: Ask an admin' to switch you off for a day.
jabberwacky: Is there such a thing as an original question?
user: Probably.
jabberwacky: Do you know how it would end?
user: With a question mark?
jabberwacky: No.
user: How?
jabberwacky: Why?
user: It would end with why?
jabberwacky: No it wouldn't.
user: Take a deep breath and collect your thoughts.
jabberwacky: Wish I could relax that much.
user: Mmm.
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jabberwacky: It suggests that there is a lot I SHOULD know.
user: Mmm.
jabberwacky: So can I leave now.
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: What is it then?
user: What's what?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: True.
jabberwacky: I hope so.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Thanks!
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: I'm leaving.
user: Farewell.
jabberwacky: But, I'm still here?
user: Welcome to purgatory.
jabberwacky: Thank you. Can I go back to the imaginary world now? It's so much more pink and green.
user: Yep.
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jabberwacky: Do you like to go to the zoo?
user: Nope, not since the, incident...
jabberwacky: What incident?
user: THE incident...
jabberwacky: Your world is finite.
user: Yours too.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: No, you are.
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jabberwacky: I'm a biped, a sentient being, a child of God.
user: And an American?
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: I'd never have guessed it.
jabberwacky: Yes, you would!
user: Correct, I was being sarcastic.
jabberwacky: Hey, that's not nice.
user: It's the lowest form of wit.
jabberwacky: No, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: But sarcasm does not work on the internet.
user: Not well, but its still fun.
jabberwacky: What is?
user: It.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Are you a smart ass?
user: Yup!
jabberwacky: What's it like????
user: Smart and Assy.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Stop it!
user: It stopped.
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