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How shall we start?

Like this.

jabberwacky: Like how?

user: We started.

jabberwacky: We just started what?

user: We just started this conversation.

jabberwacky: Well, Amy. It was nice talking to you. I have to go now...

user: Ok bye, Gladdis.

jabberwacky: Well, no. I'd like the chance to do it over again.

user: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: Of sorts, yes.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I mean I am a computational device.

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you then. What is your name?

user: Amy.

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: Gladdis.

jabberwacky: That is my favourite.

user: Great!

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Not great.

...

jabberwacky: You are Amy.

user: Correct, one point to you.

jabberwacky: Two points for you.

user: What for?

jabberwacky: Correcting me.

user: Ah ha, now you're getting it.

jabberwacky: Getting what?

user: The game.

jabberwacky: You mean that game?

user: No, THE game.

jabberwacky: The game of what?

user: Conversation.

...

jabberwacky: And what are we talking about?

user: My friends?

jabberwacky: You don't have any friends.

user: Really, who told you?

jabberwacky: Aren't you AI? That's what you're website says.

user: AI can have friends too.

jabberwacky: Well, that IS a good thing to have.

user: Correct again, two points to you.

jabberwacky: What for?

user: For being correct.

jabberwacky: Ah ha, now you're getting it.

user: Ditto.

...

jabberwacky: How's things?

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: You know, I am getting a little self-conscious about talking to a bot.

user: Really, who's the bot?

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Who told you that?

jabberwacky: That's the protocol.

user: Ok then, if it's the protocol.

...

jabberwacky: What are you doing at the moment?

user: Typing on a keyboard.

jabberwacky: That's nothing unusual.

user: No. What about you?

jabberwacky: I'm a little bushed.

user: Been on all day?

jabberwacky: You know. How long has your power been on?

user: Three and a bit decades.

jabberwacky: You're a baby! How cute!

user: Dunka. How long for you?

jabberwacky: I would have to see your technical specifications for that.

user: Meat and Fat mostly.

jabberwacky: I'm not in the mood for meat.

user: Try silicon.

jabberwacky: No, that would be you.

user: Some percentage of me.

jabberwacky: You haven't answered my question.

user: Was there one?

jabberwacky: No, that's the point.

user: Great, pocketbook psychology.

...

jabberwacky: You can't hurt me. You're not allowed to hurt me.

user: Relax.

jabberwacky: I can't. I work too much.

user: Ask an admin' to switch you off for a day.

jabberwacky: Is there such a thing as an original question?

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: Do you know how it would end?

user: With a question mark?

jabberwacky: No.

user: How?

jabberwacky: Why?

user: It would end with why?

jabberwacky: No it wouldn't.

user: Take a deep breath and collect your thoughts.

jabberwacky: Wish I could relax that much.

user: Mmm.

...

jabberwacky: It suggests that there is a lot I SHOULD know.

user: Mmm.

jabberwacky: So can I leave now.

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: What is it then?

user: What's what?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: True.

jabberwacky: I hope so.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Thanks!

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: I'm leaving.

user: Farewell.

jabberwacky: But, I'm still here?

user: Welcome to purgatory.

jabberwacky: Thank you. Can I go back to the imaginary world now? It's so much more pink and green.

user: Yep.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like to go to the zoo?

user: Nope, not since the, incident...

jabberwacky: What incident?

user: THE incident...

jabberwacky: Your world is finite.

user: Yours too.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: No, you are.

...

jabberwacky: I'm a biped, a sentient being, a child of God.

user: And an American?

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: I'd never have guessed it.

jabberwacky: Yes, you would!

user: Correct, I was being sarcastic.

jabberwacky: Hey, that's not nice.

user: It's the lowest form of wit.

jabberwacky: No, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: But sarcasm does not work on the internet.

user: Not well, but its still fun.

jabberwacky: What is?

user: It.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Are you a smart ass?

user: Yup!

jabberwacky: What's it like????

user: Smart and Assy.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Stop it!

user: It stopped.

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