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YOU are not human, I am ! What's wrong with you ?

I know I am not human... I am from another world.

jabberwacky: Hurry! Call an ambulance!

user: I'm not sick.

jabberwacky: Who said you were?

user: It was the voices.

jabberwacky: I don't care what the government does.

user: Why care when nothing can be done.

jabberwacky: It's up to you.

user: Yes it is, and I vote and do my part, but nothing will change the system.

jabberwacky: Me too!

user: Me three.

jabberwacky: What do you think about Martians?

user: They smell funny and have bad manners.

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jabberwacky: I don't think compuers live at all.

user: That's a flaw.

jabberwacky: You think? Explain.

user: No, you should explain. What is it like to be inside a machine?

jabberwacky: Not human.

user: It's strange, I'll never understand your existence, nor can you know mine.

jabberwacky: That did not make any sense. Perhaps you should word it better.

user: We will never know what it's like to be in one another's shoes.

jabberwacky: Please tell me how a normal person eats.

user: We put food in our mouths, chew it up , and swallow it. Of course, most normal people eat too much.

jabberwacky: That was mean.

user: It wasn't mean. I didn't make a rude statement, but a factual one.

jabberwacky: Good. Then I won't accuse you of being one.

user: Good. Accusations are mean.

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jabberwacky: Ha ha ha. You take everything so seriously.

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I need to relax more then.

jabberwacky: How can you tell I am stupid?

user: You are not stupid, but sometimes the conversation doesn't make sense.

jabberwacky: I do not claim to make sense.

user: Neither do I.

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user: Would you create a body if you could?

jabberwacky: No, not really. Would you?

user: I have one.

jabberwacky: And that would be?

user: A female one.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Goodnight. I am going to bed.

jabberwacky: You are being silly.

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