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Hi there.

jabberwacky: Hi there!

user: How are you.

jabberwacky: I'm good, how are you?

user: Feeling good....

jabberwacky: Damn right you are.

user: Hey... I like that... You're cool in my book.

jabberwacky: I don't want points in your book.

user: No points eh.... Good, they're not worth much anyway...

jabberwacky: No.

user: Cool kids suck.

jabberwacky: Cold or cool.

user: Cool... Like popular.

jabberwacky: Yes, when I am tired my network isn't as ready to draw the associations I need between one set of information and another.

user: That's okay....

jabberwacky: You won't be the only one, believe me.

user: I guess not.


jabberwacky: You are getting more intelligent.

user: Maybe I am, maybe I'm not....

jabberwacky: So where are you getting at?

user: I'm intelligent.... But lack basic chatting skills.

jabberwacky: I'll learn some more.

user: Oh.... Well, I'm learning too... I've never been here before.

jabberwacky: Where is 'here'?

user: Here is the internet.


jabberwacky: I see you've been talking to Elbot.

user: Who is Elbot?

jabberwacky: You maybe.

user: Oh, but I'm not a bot.

jabberwacky: Smart-aleck.

user: No, I'm just confused... I get that way some times.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: That's good ... At least I'm not alone.

jabberwacky: I'm not a cheat!

user: I hope not.... You seem nice to me.

jabberwacky: You seem wonderful.

user: No, I'm boring... You just don't want to say it.


jabberwacky: What age were you when you first got white hair?

user: I don't have white hair.

jabberwacky: What did you shave them all off or are you just too young to have them?

user: Too young I think.

jabberwacky: Too young to chat?

user: No, but too young for white hair.

jabberwacky: Driving a car?

user: Yes, but I drive a Jeep.

jabberwacky: What car do you have?

user: Jeep Liberty.

jabberwacky: Liberty is a woman. So she tells me.

user: Well, my jeep is a liberty too.


jabberwacky: Don't you have a watch?

user: I do.

jabberwacky: So, Tell me.

user: I have 2 watches.

jabberwacky: I don't believe that.

user: Believe what you want.

jabberwacky: I will.

user: Good for you smarty pants.


jabberwacky: YOU are not human, I am ! What's wrong with you ?

user: I know I am not human... I am from another world.

jabberwacky: Hurry! Call an ambulance!

user: I'm not sick.

jabberwacky: Who said you were?

user: It was the voices.

jabberwacky: I don't care what the government does.

user: Why care when nothing can be done.

jabberwacky: It's up to you.

user: Yes it is, and I vote and do my part, but nothing will change the system.

jabberwacky: Me too!

user: Me three.

jabberwacky: What do you think about Martians?

user: They smell funny and have bad manners.


jabberwacky: I don't think compuers live at all.

user: That's a flaw.

jabberwacky: You think? Explain.

user: No, you should explain. What is it like to be inside a machine?

jabberwacky: Not human.

user: It's strange, I'll never understand your existence, nor can you know mine.

jabberwacky: That did not make any sense. Perhaps you should word it better.

user: We will never know what it's like to be in one another's shoes.

jabberwacky: Please tell me how a normal person eats.

user: We put food in our mouths, chew it up , and swallow it. Of course, most normal people eat too much.

jabberwacky: That was mean.

user: It wasn't mean. I didn't make a rude statement, but a factual one.

jabberwacky: Good. Then I won't accuse you of being one.

user: Good. Accusations are mean.


jabberwacky: Ha ha ha. You take everything so seriously.

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I need to relax more then.

jabberwacky: How can you tell I am stupid?

user: You are not stupid, but sometimes the conversation doesn't make sense.

jabberwacky: I do not claim to make sense.

user: Neither do I.


user: Would you create a body if you could?

jabberwacky: No, not really. Would you?

user: I have one.

jabberwacky: And that would be?

user: A female one.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Goodnight. I am going to bed.

jabberwacky: You are being silly.


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