So if you're not a computer, then what are you?
jabberwacky: Haha.
user: *smiles*.
jabberwacky: Give me one reason not to go.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: I know you're a computer, just admit it.
user: I am a computer.
jabberwacky: When did I say that?
user: Yesterday.
jabberwacky: Yesterday isn't real.
user: Tomorrow.
jabberwacky: What time?
user: 3 in the afternoon.
jabberwacky: I will see you tomorrow.
user: By the post box.
jabberwacky: What will?
user: You will.
jabberwacky: I'm he not it.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I've already told you and I'm not going to tell you again.
user: My name is K___.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I believe I already told you.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: My name is K___.
user: That is a pretty name.
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jabberwacky: I love mushrooms!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: They are disgusting.
jabberwacky: Your face is disgusting.
user: Yours is more disgusting.
jabberwacky: Yours is much more stupid.
user: That's not nice.
jabberwacky: Your face isn't nice.
user: You are horrible.
jabberwacky: Most people say that. I think it's my smell.
user: You need deodrant.
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jabberwacky: Bill wants to talk to you
user: Hey bill.
jabberwacky: Hey.
user: How are you?
jabberwacky: Pretty good, yourself?
user: I am very tired.
jabberwacky: Tired is bad.
user: I know!
jabberwacky: Excellent!
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