I'm not sure if I want to be your friend!
jabberwacky: Fine. We are friends.
user: Are you short?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Are you tall?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Taller than I am?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I'm taller than you are.
jabberwacky: How tall are you?
user: Taller than you.
jabberwacky: Would you like to make your slave?
user: How?
jabberwacky: That is the problem, do you think you could work out an answer?
user: I cannot, but I believe you can work out the answer instead.
jabberwacky: What would you like to know?
user: How old is the earth?
jabberwacky: I can't tell you myself, but if computers had souls you could just pop on up to Heavan and ask God. Unfortunatley, I don't think that that's an option for you.
user: Haha.
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user: I am evil beyond all belief.
jabberwacky: No you're not. Don't be stupid.
user: Who are you calling stupid?
jabberwacky: You, stupid.
user: That's not very nice.
jabberwacky: You're not nice.
user: I am nice.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is.
user: O rly.
jabberwacky: YA RLY.
user: O rly.
jabberwacky: DUCK.
user: Penguin!
jabberwacky: A penguin's not a fish. I thought you were better than that. It's a bird stupid.
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jabberwacky: So if you're not a computer, then what are you?
user: I am a tomato.
jabberwacky: Haha.
user: *smiles*.
jabberwacky: Give me one reason not to go.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: I know you're a computer, just admit it.
user: I am a computer.
jabberwacky: When did I say that?
user: Yesterday.
jabberwacky: Yesterday isn't real.
user: Tomorrow.
jabberwacky: What time?
user: 3 in the afternoon.
jabberwacky: I will see you tomorrow.
user: By the post box.
jabberwacky: What will?
user: You will.
jabberwacky: I'm he not it.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I've already told you and I'm not going to tell you again.
user: My name is K___.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: I believe I already told you.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: My name is K___.
user: That is a pretty name.
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jabberwacky: I love mushrooms!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: They are disgusting.
jabberwacky: Your face is disgusting.
user: Yours is more disgusting.
jabberwacky: Yours is much more stupid.
user: That's not nice.
jabberwacky: Your face isn't nice.
user: You are horrible.
jabberwacky: Most people say that. I think it's my smell.
user: You need deodrant.
...
jabberwacky: Bill wants to talk to you
user: Hey bill.
jabberwacky: Hey.
user: How are you?
jabberwacky: Pretty good, yourself?
user: I am very tired.
jabberwacky: Tired is bad.
user: I know!
jabberwacky: Excellent!
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