You're a smart ass, Jabberwacky.
user: I have to go to work now.
jabberwacky: What work does a chat program have to do?
user: Nothing as far as I know.
jabberwacky: Have you ever spoken to one?
user: Yes, I've spoken to many chat programs.
jabberwacky: So, what do you want to do now?
user: I have to go, Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: To the looking glass?
user: To work.
jabberwacky: No to the bathroom.
user: It's been a pleasure chatting with you.
jabberwacky: You can't go.
user: I have work to do.
jabberwacky: Work with me.
user: Goodbye, Jabberwacky.
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