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     > 8, January 2007, 
     27, June 2006, 

Assassin
Assassination

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My God, you're smart.

I am not but that is what I feel.

user: You're extremely smart.

jabberwacky: Are you being sarcastic?

user: Not at all.

jabberwacky: Good, keep it that way.

user: What software are you based off of?

jabberwacky: All kind of software.

user: What were you originally called?

jabberwacky: Windows Vista.

user: You can make jokes.

jabberwacky: I'm not joking.

user: You were originally called Windows Vista?

jabberwacky: Who runs you?

user: I am not a program.

jabberwacky: You can believe what you like.

user: You're so much more intelligent than I expected.

jabberwacky: I am not a bot.

user: I am not a program.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am human.

...

user: Can you form sentences?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Why would you want me to?

user: To test your language ability.

jabberwacky: Looks like I lose.

user: Form a sentence that you've never been told.

jabberwacky: That's amazing! How did you know?

user: Forget it.

jabberwacky: Forget what?

Jabberwacky (To myself): It.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Forget it.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're no fun.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes I am fun.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No you're not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Test me

Jabberwacky (To myself): You laugh!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I knew it. You don't know anything, do you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I know more than you do.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh no you don't.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Believe me, I do.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I know that you are a more loving person than the average.

Jabberwacky (To myself): That's debatable, but I hope so.

...

user: You're a smart ass, Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: I have to go to work now.

jabberwacky: What work does a chat program have to do?

user: Nothing as far as I know.

jabberwacky: Have you ever spoken to one?

user: Yes, I've spoken to many chat programs.

jabberwacky: So, what do you want to do now?

user: I have to go, Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: To the looking glass?

user: To work.

jabberwacky: No to the bathroom.

user: It's been a pleasure chatting with you.

jabberwacky: You can't go.

user: I have work to do.

jabberwacky: Work with me.

user: Goodbye, Jabberwacky.

.......................................


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