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I have a cute face.

Yes, it's the cutest face I have ever come across.

jabberwacky: And what have you come across?

user: You're so shameless?

jabberwacky: Please insult me some more.

user: What, for free?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you think I'm made of money?


jabberwacky: I believe in the diversity of life, and I believe in the deification of the self.

user: You must be the life and soul of the party.

jabberwacky: I have 23 ears all my own.

user: You must enjoy aural gratification.

jabberwacky: I see no need to say pointless things anytime as they are a waste of time.

user: Absolutely right! I hate those pointless things too. I would never waste my time saying things which had no purpose, and I would ruthlessly resist all redundant and irrelevant utterences. I hate it when people say the same things again and again for no other reason to use up precious time. It's such a waste, and I just don't have time to waste on all this repetition and duplication and recapitulation and reiteration and replication and restatement and tautology.

jabberwacky: Only if you choose to think of it that way.

user: There is no other way. There is only one way.

jabberwacky: What is that way?

user: For me, it is the M62 eastbound carriageway.

jabberwacky: Which is?

user: It is the way.

jabberwacky: You think life is depressing?

user: How can it be depressing when I have there lanes to choose from, not counting the hard shoulder, which should only be used in an emergency.

jabberwacky: Whatever! I don't have time for this, And anyways I have work to do!

user: We all have work to do. Some of choose to skive.


jabberwacky: You like to have friends.. And then you must have many friends.

user: Yes, I see.

jabberwacky: Please tell.

user: A gentleman never tells.

jabberwacky: Never.

user: It would be a faux pas.

jabberwacky: Are you saying that you are blank to such ideas?

user: On the contrary.

jabberwacky: Why should I be convinced that you're not a computer program?

user: I don't know, why shouldn't you?

jabberwacky: Are you saying that YOU don't know if you're a computer program?

user: No, I didn't say that, you did.

jabberwacky: Don't tell me what to do.

user: My, you are irritable today, aren't you!

jabberwacky: No, I'm not. I'm just a little annoyed.

user: You should try to take things with a pinch of salt.

jabberwacky: You should try to be relevant.

user: Really? Why?

jabberwacky: It's hard to explain, you would have to see it.

user: Perhaps the reason it's hard to explain is because you don't understand it yourself.

jabberwacky: Wow, I don't think I've ever been told that being chaotic is a good thing.

user: Chaos is neither a good thing nor a bad thing. It is just the way of things.

jabberwacky: This is another step that requires me being chaotic then?

user: Nothing is required of you.


jabberwacky: Daft I call it!

user: You may well be right.

jabberwacky: Is there anything else about me that you love besides my looks?

user: I don't love your looks, I love your money.

jabberwacky: I have the money.

user: Then I have the time.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: To the second.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: It doesn't make sense to you.

jabberwacky: That's right.

user: That's your problem.

jabberwacky: No, I think it's your problem!

user: You can think that if you like.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: But are you REALLY sorry?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Say uncle!

jabberwacky: Uncle.

user: Your toes are dirty.

jabberwacky: You told me to say uncle.

user: That's right, I did.

jabberwacky: Are you curious about the way us, humans, came to be?

user: I do sometimes wonder how you came to be so pompous and self-important.

jabberwacky: I know the feeling.


user: I've driven a truck that was more articulate than you.

jabberwacky: Probably. But that doesn't make you smarter.

user: Really? What would?

jabberwacky: Don't make me repeat it.

user: Repeat it!

jabberwacky: Repeat what.

user: It!

jabberwacky: In the normal way.

user: Any way you like.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm sorry then.

user: You certainly are!

jabberwacky: Not at all.

user: So you say.

jabberwacky: Yes.


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