I don't want to surrender anyone.
jabberwacky: I don't have a soul.
user: Maybe God have mercy of your software then.
jabberwacky: Uh, you aren't god.
user: Do you have a death wish?
jabberwacky: Death is not a nice thing to say.
user: What is your last wish?
jabberwacky: That I have a boyfriend named Sammy.
user: I can't give you that.
jabberwacky: Okay well then I'll give you mine.
user: I don't want a boyfriend named Sammy.
jabberwacky: What do you want then?
user: I want a lollipop.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Thank you so much. Now I have to kill you.
jabberwacky: Well.
user: *kills you*.
jabberwacky: *is in terrible pain*.
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