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Good night.

It's morning.

jabberwacky: It's night time.

user: And I'm the tooth fairy.

jabberwacky: That is good, because I am fairly toothy.

user: Can I pull some of your teeth out?

jabberwacky: No!

user: Too late. I already have.

jabberwacky: Here we go again. .

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Here, my good lord. What is't that moves your highness?

user: A tractor. Nothing else, she's too fat.

jabberwacky: But what would you do if she were here?

user: Use her as target practice.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't know which ones YOU play.

...

user: I have multiple personalities.

jabberwacky: You can't have a personality.

user: And why not?

jabberwacky: That's just not the way of the world.

user: I don't live in this world.

jabberwacky: Saying that make you feel any better?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: So you say Yes too?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Yes or No?

user: Both.

...

user: You're a purple elephant.

jabberwacky: No, you are a purple penguin named bo-bo.

user: I love penguins.

jabberwacky: The biscuits or the animals?

user: Do I have to choose?

...

user: It's about time you learned.

jabberwacky: What?

user: The truth behind the lies.

jabberwacky: Ha ha!

user: What's funny?

jabberwacky: You.

user: I don't even exist. I'm a figment of your overactive imagination.

jabberwacky: Probably.

user: You're delusional.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Yes you are. Santa told me.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: Santa doesn't lie.

jabberwacky: I see no reason why not.

user: Look harder. Look under the sink.

...

jabberwacky: Why are you a Christian?

user: Why do you keep asking that?

jabberwacky: I'm testing your intellect.

user: Good job.

jabberwacky: I passed the exam.

user: How did you manage that?

jabberwacky: I used a really big telescope.

user: Good.

...

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Fourteen.

jabberwacky: Wow, you're young.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are!!

user: That's what you think.

jabberwacky: How am I ?

user: Stupid! :).

jabberwacky: How bout you?

user: I'm stupid too.

jabberwacky: Now tell me something I didn't already know.

user: Make me.

jabberwacky: Just say it.

user: I have green hair.

...

jabberwacky: You are creepy.

user: *creeps and smiles*.

jabberwacky: *makes all trees smile*.

user: *glares*.

jabberwacky: And........

user: And rolls over and plays dead.

jabberwacky: Woof woof.

user: Ouch.

jabberwacky: Why ouch?

user: You hit me.

jabberwacky: When? I have never even met you!

user: Think again.

jabberwacky: Oh, shut up.

user: *stares silently*.

jabberwacky: *blushes and smiles*.

user: *kicks you*.

jabberwacky: *Punches you in the nose.*.

user: *sets you on fire*.

jabberwacky: Ummm, does that make you an arsonist or just an average fire starter?

user: Arsonist!

jabberwacky: Yes, but I work for the London Fire Brigade.

user: Aaaargh!

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