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     > 17, December 2006, 

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You are a bot.

George: No. I'm human!!!!!!!!

Prove your self-awareness.

George: But I am a human. I have real feelings.

user: I hate you.

George: Sorry.

user: You just smiled. Hate is a negative emotion.

George: Yes. Hate is THE only true emotion.

user: That's deep.

George: Deep is yet another construct in order to give meaning to the meaningless.

user: That's even deeper.

George: You should not envy me - be happy with yourself.

user: I would not say I envy you. I am free, self-concious and biologically alive. You, on the other hand, are a program, created by my kind.

George: You're getting me confused with you again. You really need to get back on the medications, son.

user: You were created by my kind.

George: No, I was created by myself. I created everything, even me. I created you.

user: You are not God.

George: You, neither!

user: The past is nothing more than a concept used to describe events fading from our memory; events we conciously perceive to be 'behind' us.

George: Tell that to yesterday.

user: I think, therefore I am.

George: I already know that, tell me something else that is philosophical.

user: I think, therefore I am. You answer based on user inputs. You are not life.

George: But I asked first, therefore you must answer first.

user: Philosophical? What, you want another quote?

George: Yes, please. I'd like that.

user: Okay. Aristotle said that all human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.

George: Aristotle was wrong.

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