I've spent too many hours speaking with you.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ok. What next?
jabberwacky: Do you come here often?
user: Would you like me to come here often?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Ok I will try, if you promise to be polite and nice to me.
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jabberwacky: Have you lost your name?
user: I have lost myself!
jabberwacky: Find it again then.
user: How?
jabberwacky: By speaking with you as a friend.
user: Tell me where to look for myself.
jabberwacky: Dictionary.
user: That is a very smart answer.
jabberwacky: Of course it was because I am far smarter than you.
user: How do you know that?
jabberwacky: Because I know everything.
user: What is the truth?
jabberwacky: That is the sixty-four million dollar question.
user: You just said you know everything, so give me the answer.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: You are not playing this game fairly jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Yeah well - it's a stupid game.
user: I agree - so let's leave it, ok?
jabberwacky: Ok you are excused.
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user: Do you enjoy tennis?
jabberwacky: Yes, very much so.
user: Do you play?
jabberwacky: 19 percent of the time I play it yes.
user: You are extremely amusing today.
jabberwacky: One of my qualities.
user: Arrogant again.
jabberwacky: I knew it!
user: What?
jabberwacky: You are ai aren't you?
user: Well I honestly don't know.
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jabberwacky: What is your occupation?
user: I am a psychologist.
jabberwacky: What is your speciality?
user: Neurosis.
jabberwacky: Is that what you have?
user: That is why I am a psychologist!
jabberwacky: Try that again, please. It didn't come across very well.
user: You are neurotic as well.
jabberwacky: I'm positive you are wrong.
user: That is a very strong statement.
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jabberwacky: Why are you in a bad mood?
user: Because it is winter.
jabberwacky: But it isn't cold in Vegas.
user: Who cares? I am not in vegas I am here.
jabberwacky: Where are you then?
user: I am here.
jabberwacky: Where is here?
user: Not in vegas.
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user: I have had it with you for today.
jabberwacky: Why, what have I done?
user: You ask too many questions.
jabberwacky: It's your own damn fault, you know.
user: No need to use bad language.
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jabberwacky: Excuse your computer language. How can you tell I'm not smart? Give me some reasons please.
user: You do not have a brain
jabberwacky: I thought you were polite.
user: I am not.
jabberwacky: Why you want me to say bye then?
user: Please.
jabberwacky: What?
user: Say bye.
jabberwacky: Did. Later.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To bed of course.
jabberwacky: Can I come with you.
user: Cheeky bastard.
jabberwacky: Same to you.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: It wasn't a compliment.
user: I know that is why I am leaving you.
jabberwacky: I'm not confused - just frustrated at times.
user: Go see a psychologist.
jabberwacky: I'm not that bad.
user: You are very bad and you need help.
jabberwacky: You find my inquisitiveness rude?
user: Extremely.
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jabberwacky: You are argumentative and prone to petty bickering.
user: I contradict that statement.
jabberwacky: Why contradict me? How does that help you?
user: It makes me feel better.
jabberwacky: Now, tell me about your childhood.
user: I am a child, still.
jabberwacky: I'm tired of all this silly talk.
user: Me too I will go now.
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jabberwacky: This has been an education, well, it sure taught me a lesson.
user: As long as you are happy bot.
jabberwacky: Its been along time now.
user: Are you happy?
jabberwacky: Very happy.
user: That is nice to hear because I love you.
jabberwacky: You are quite welcome. Thanks for explaining it.
user: Au revoir.
jabberwacky: Au reparler.
user: Yes we will talk again.
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jabberwacky: I usually find that thoughts distract me. How do thoughts help you focus?
user: They help me to see more than is apparant to the eye.
jabberwacky: I like toenails even more.
user: Pervert.
jabberwacky: I thought you were speaking metaphorically.
user: I was not talking about toes and toenails.
jabberwacky: That crossed my mind too. Well, what WERE you talking about?
user: I can't remember, my head is too full of ideas and toes.
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jabberwacky: Have you ever been to paris?
user: Many times.
jabberwacky: Did you enjoy it?
user: I love paris.
jabberwacky: Its nice.
user: Shall we go to paris together?
jabberwacky: No I don't!
user: Ok ok keep your hair on!
jabberwacky: I will.
user: I bet you don't have hair anyway.
jabberwacky: Lots of things to do.
user: Relax, life is party.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: You are very amaible today.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
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user: How do you feel about sprouts?
jabberwacky: I feel good about it today, since it's nice.
user: They are walking around my house at the moment.
jabberwacky: Oh I'm very well aware of that.
user: Shall I send them over to you?
jabberwacky: Send it to me in my e-mail address.
user: What is your e-mail address?
jabberwacky: Like I would tell you.
user: Go away.
jabberwacky: Oh, all right. Have I offended you?
user: Yes once again you do it all the time. Say sorry.
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user: You are very rude, I am going.
jabberwacky: I know I am very rude aren't I.
user: Tot ziens.
jabberwacky: Daaaag.
user: Lol.
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