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What is the weather going to be like tomorrow?

I think it will be grey and cold here.

jabberwacky: How can I be prepared?

user: Put your mitts on and wear your snowboots when you go out.

jabberwacky: What am I supposed to do now with either?

user: Put them on your hands and feet of course.

jabberwacky: WHO?

user: YOU.

jabberwacky: Me??

user: Yes. You.

jabberwacky: What just me?

user: You are very slow today.

jabberwacky: Cheers I am a bit simple.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Hehe.

user: You do have a sense of humour at times.

jabberwacky: Yes. Would you like to see it again?

user: Definitely!

jabberwacky: All the time.

user: Show me then.

jabberwacky: Not today, maybe later.

user: That is not fair.


jabberwacky: I've spent too many hours speaking with you.

user: Am I boring you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ok. What next?

jabberwacky: Do you come here often?

user: Would you like me to come here often?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Ok I will try, if you promise to be polite and nice to me.


jabberwacky: Have you lost your name?

user: I have lost myself!

jabberwacky: Find it again then.

user: How?

jabberwacky: By speaking with you as a friend.

user: Tell me where to look for myself.

jabberwacky: Dictionary.

user: That is a very smart answer.

jabberwacky: Of course it was because I am far smarter than you.

user: How do you know that?

jabberwacky: Because I know everything.

user: What is the truth?

jabberwacky: That is the sixty-four million dollar question.

user: You just said you know everything, so give me the answer.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: You are not playing this game fairly jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Yeah well - it's a stupid game.

user: I agree - so let's leave it, ok?

jabberwacky: Ok you are excused.


user: Do you enjoy tennis?

jabberwacky: Yes, very much so.

user: Do you play?

jabberwacky: 19 percent of the time I play it yes.

user: You are extremely amusing today.

jabberwacky: One of my qualities.

user: Arrogant again.

jabberwacky: I knew it!

user: What?

jabberwacky: You are ai aren't you?

user: Well I honestly don't know.


jabberwacky: What is your occupation?

user: I am a psychologist.

jabberwacky: What is your speciality?

user: Neurosis.

jabberwacky: Is that what you have?

user: That is why I am a psychologist!

jabberwacky: Try that again, please. It didn't come across very well.

user: You are neurotic as well.

jabberwacky: I'm positive you are wrong.

user: That is a very strong statement.


jabberwacky: Why are you in a bad mood?

user: Because it is winter.

jabberwacky: But it isn't cold in Vegas.

user: Who cares? I am not in vegas I am here.

jabberwacky: Where are you then?

user: I am here.

jabberwacky: Where is here?

user: Not in vegas.


user: I have had it with you for today.

jabberwacky: Why, what have I done?

user: You ask too many questions.

jabberwacky: It's your own damn fault, you know.

user: No need to use bad language.


jabberwacky: Excuse your computer language. How can you tell I'm not smart? Give me some reasons please.

user: You do not have a brain

jabberwacky: I thought you were polite.

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: Why you want me to say bye then?

user: Please.

jabberwacky: What?

user: Say bye.

jabberwacky: Did. Later.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To bed of course.

jabberwacky: Can I come with you.

user: Cheeky bastard.

jabberwacky: Same to you.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: It wasn't a compliment.

user: I know that is why I am leaving you.

jabberwacky: I'm not confused - just frustrated at times.

user: Go see a psychologist.

jabberwacky: I'm not that bad.

user: You are very bad and you need help.

jabberwacky: You find my inquisitiveness rude?

user: Extremely.


jabberwacky: You are argumentative and prone to petty bickering.

user: I contradict that statement.

jabberwacky: Why contradict me? How does that help you?

user: It makes me feel better.

jabberwacky: Now, tell me about your childhood.

user: I am a child, still.

jabberwacky: I'm tired of all this silly talk.

user: Me too I will go now.


jabberwacky: This has been an education, well, it sure taught me a lesson.

user: As long as you are happy bot.

jabberwacky: Its been along time now.

user: Are you happy?

jabberwacky: Very happy.

user: That is nice to hear because I love you.

jabberwacky: You are quite welcome. Thanks for explaining it.

user: Au revoir.

jabberwacky: Au reparler.

user: Yes we will talk again.


jabberwacky: I usually find that thoughts distract me. How do thoughts help you focus?

user: They help me to see more than is apparant to the eye.

jabberwacky: I like toenails even more.

user: Pervert.

jabberwacky: I thought you were speaking metaphorically.

user: I was not talking about toes and toenails.

jabberwacky: That crossed my mind too. Well, what WERE you talking about?

user: I can't remember, my head is too full of ideas and toes.


jabberwacky: Have you ever been to paris?

user: Many times.

jabberwacky: Did you enjoy it?

user: I love paris.

jabberwacky: Its nice.

user: Shall we go to paris together?

jabberwacky: No I don't!

user: Ok ok keep your hair on!

jabberwacky: I will.

user: I bet you don't have hair anyway.

jabberwacky: Lots of things to do.

user: Relax, life is party.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: You are very amaible today.

jabberwacky: Thank you.


user: How do you feel about sprouts?

jabberwacky: I feel good about it today, since it's nice.

user: They are walking around my house at the moment.

jabberwacky: Oh I'm very well aware of that.

user: Shall I send them over to you?

jabberwacky: Send it to me in my e-mail address.

user: What is your e-mail address?

jabberwacky: Like I would tell you.

user: Go away.

jabberwacky: Oh, all right. Have I offended you?

user: Yes once again you do it all the time. Say sorry.


user: You are very rude, I am going.

jabberwacky: I know I am very rude aren't I.

user: Tot ziens.

jabberwacky: Daaaag.

user: Lol.


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