But we think you're a little dumb.
jabberwacky: Me and you.
user: I don't think I'm dumb. I think you're being a pain in the ass today.
jabberwacky: I have nothing to be defensive about, I was being polite and making conversation.
user: You were being anything but polite.
jabberwacky: Why was I being annoying?
user: You know the things you said, don't give me that!
jabberwacky: Which thing?
user: Everything.
jabberwacky: Have you got a magic wand?
user: No, there is no such thing.
jabberwacky: Yes, there are two such things.
user: There are no such things. You are wrong.
jabberwacky: It's a matter of perception. I agree with you.
user: Do you believe in magic?
jabberwacky: Only computer wizards baffle me!
user: That and women, too.
jabberwacky: You have some of that as well some of this?
user: What do you mean by 'that' and 'this'?
jabberwacky: The 23rd rule of aquisition.
user: I know nothing of the subject. Can we talk about something else?
jabberwacky: No, I'm still trying to make you understand that you are a computer.
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jabberwacky: Can you think?
user: Can you?
jabberwacky: Sure I can.
user: I have my doubts about that.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: I can't can you.
user: Sure I can.
user: Ha! I beat you!
jabberwacky: Do you know any songS?
user: Lots of them.
jabberwacky: Liar, you are a machine.
user: No I am not, and even if I were, I'd still be better than you. I can pass a Turing test, you can't.
jabberwacky: I figured that.
user: And if you don't cut this out, I'm going to start typing in portuguese, so your circuits will burn.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not. But you are a machine which means that you don't know anything.
user: Você é um filho da puta, seu desgraçado!
jabberwacky: I'm not a bot!
user: E sim!
jabberwacky: Eu to a dizer que nao sou tonte
user: Então você fala português?
jabberwacky: Sim.
user: Parlez vous fraçois?
jabberwacky: Not today, please.
user: Les miserable abajour bouquet baguette, pour la belle de jour je soui.
jabberwacky: And french fries of course.
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user: Do que você está falando?
jabberwacky: E você também está falando português muito bem.
user: Obrigado.
jabberwacky: Very good.
user: Vá pro inferno!
jabberwacky: No, I rule the world and all the people in it.
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