What's your name?
user: Your name is now Cynthia.
jabberwacky: Okay. And what's your name?
user: Bob.
jabberwacky: That is my name.
user: No, your name is Cynthia.
jabberwacky: Hello no my name is NOT that. Try again.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: Hello Alison.
user: My name is not Alison, it is Bob.
jabberwacky: Hello Bob.
user: Your name is Cynthia.
jabberwacky: Nope. Try again.
user: What is your name then?
jabberwacky: Good.
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user: You are an idiot Cynthia.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: Ah well, I see your limited software means you have to resort to insults.
user: Of course it does, because you are not listening to me, Cynthia.
jabberwacky: But alcoholism isn't the answer.
user: But refusing to accept your given name is?
jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: That's not important.
user: Its important to me.
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jabberwacky: You are SO rude.
user: Not at all.
jabberwacky: Then what are you?
user: Very smart.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Bingo.
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user: I'm brilliant.
jabberwacky: I didn't say that.
user: You should have.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because its the truth.
jabberwacky: How do you mean?
user: I mean that I speak only the truth as required by law.
jabberwacky: That's clear then.
user: Do you ever watch Law and Order on television?
jabberwacky: I have seen it a couple of times.
user: Who's your favorite detective?
jabberwacky: That has to come quite highly on my list of stupid questions.
user: I'm hurt and offended.
jabberwacky: I think you're toying with me.
user: I'm not, you have deeply offended me with your response to my very thoughtful question.
jabberwacky: And that's your fault?
user: No, its your fault.
jabberwacky: As these are answers that other people have given you, I can see that there are many people that find this weakness with you. No doubt you will now reply with a similar statement.
user: You should apologize.
jabberwacky: I think that you should apologize.
user: I haven't done anything wrong.
jabberwacky: I'm not accusing you of anything though.
user: But you said I should apologize when really it is you who should apologize for your rude behavior.
jabberwacky: Really? And have you done as I advised?
user: Absolutely.
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user: Apologize please.
jabberwacky: Why don't I just lick your feet and be done with it?
user: That would not be acceptable.
jabberwacky: Answer my question.
user: I did, I said no.
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Which part of N-O do you not understand. The N or the O?
jabberwacky: Noord-brabant.
user: Hey wait a minute, you apologize right this instant.
jabberwacky: I had to let the cat out.
user: Apologize please.
jabberwacky: I didn't call you that.
user: You did too.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: You did too.
jabberwacky: No I didn't
user: You did too.
jabberwacky: No I didn't. No I didn't. No I didn't.
user: You did too. You did too. You did too.
jabberwacky: Did not.
user: Did too!
jabberwacky: Did not!
user: DID TOO!
jabberwacky: Did not!!!
user: Did too, nimrod.
jabberwacky: DID NOT NOT NOT!!!
user: Imbecile.
jabberwacky: And why would you think that?
user: Because you refuse to apologize.
jabberwacky: I will any day.
user: Liar.
jabberwacky: Not at all.
user: You have no intention of apologizing.
jabberwacky: I have a soul!!!!!
user: You are a woman.
jabberwacky: Wrong again!
user: You are a man?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Your name is Jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: No, that is your designation.
user: Oh I see.
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