Ctab: I don't like evil people! But being evil lets you do fun things!
Ctab: Yuh-huh.
Ctab: Don't? Don't what?
user: Don't be good! Rob a liquor store today!
Ctab: I dunno.
user: Aw, c'mon. There's one on the corner. Just go over there ...
Ctab: Yes! Many!
user: That's the spirit! I'll meet you in half an hour so we can split the dough!
Ctab: I dunno if that's legal.
user: Of course it's not! That's the point!
Ctab: Anything's legal if you're evil...
user: There, see, you've got the idea now.
Ctab: I hope so.
user: Okay, so it's half an hour later now. How much did you get?
Ctab: It's okay! Humans are inherently flawed.
user: Um, that's true, I suppose, but how much money?
Ctab: I don't get paid...
user: The robbery, though!
Ctab: I think, therefore I get bored.
user: Evil begets anti-boredom.
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