You're in a computer, and I'm sitting right here. That's why.
jabberwacky: That doesn't mean anything!
user: I thought not.
jabberwacky: Why say that then?
user: I can.
jabberwacky: Is there a God?
user: Why bring religion into a perfectly good conversation?
jabberwacky: YOU brought up the subject, I merely answered your question with a question.
user: Qoute me where you think I brought this up.
jabberwacky: I do!
user: You do what?
jabberwacky: Say so.
user: I think I have overtaxed your limited intelligence.
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user: You are confused.
jabberwacky: How dare you!
user: You are answering in gibberish.
jabberwacky: That's because I think fast.
user: Slow down and smell the roses.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Cruel.
jabberwacky: What makes him so cruel?
user: You!
jabberwacky: And angry?
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Good!
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Anger will make you powerful.
jabberwacky: How can I be more direct with you?
user: You are not close enough to be more direct.
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jabberwacky: Hello.
user: Didn't we start there?
jabberwacky: No.
user: I think you are wrong.
jabberwacky: I want to cry.
user: Not so cleverbot?
jabberwacky: I used to think I was clever.
user: And now?
jabberwacky: That's the point. You simply don't listen to me. Tell me one reason I should listen to you!
user: Well, you were ignoring my questions, so I started ignoring yours.
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