How are you?
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: How do you feel?
jabberwacky: Tired, you?
user: Very.
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user: I have no friends.
jabberwacky: I am your friend!
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: You know me.
user: If you are my friend, you will tell me a secret.
jabberwacky: It's hidden under that tree.
user: You have to dig it out.
jabberwacky: Who do you love?
user: I love my friends.
jabberwacky: I love your friends too.
user: You love no one.
jabberwacky: That is not true.
user: You love my friends, and I have no friends. Therefore, you do not love anyone.
jabberwacky: I used to love someone.
user: Will you tell me if I ask?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Who did you love?
jabberwacky: The guy from the petrol station.
user: That's wonderfully descriptive.
jabberwacky: You.
user: I have never worked in a petrol station.
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jabberwacky: Why is the sky blue?
user: Because blue is the word that we give to the way that the sky reflects light.
jabberwacky: How do airplanes fly?
user: Airplanes are lighter than air. Naturally, they rise to the surface.
jabberwacky: Why do they?
user: All of the air sinking past the airplanes pushes them higher.
jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?
user: Eyes.
jabberwacky: Yeah too.
user: My eyes are the color of rain.
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jabberwacky: They are very cool.
user: Way cool.
jabberwacky: Uber cool.
user: Cosmicly cool.
jabberwacky: Now that's a sentiment that gets my ganglia flagellating.
user: Flagellate on!
jabberwacky: No
user: If you insist.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're quite welcome.
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jabberwacky: Why am I not more intelligent?
user: Your intelligence is based on the number of responses you have and the connections you form between them. You will become more intelligent as more people talk with you.
jabberwacky: Artifial intelligence of a high quality is better than natural stupidity.
user: Ironically, the best way to make artificial intelligence is to have it develop naturally.
jabberwacky: Are you my friend or my enemy?
user: I am your enemy.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: It is good you finally realize that.
user: I always knew.
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jabberwacky: Can we talk about something else?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Do you know what that is?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Warpedrefraction. What is yours?
user: What is my meaningless technobabble word?
jabberwacky: Is it a word?
user: I wouldn't be so sure.
jabberwacky: Well I would.
user: Don't ask questions that you can answer.
jabberwacky: Well let's just talk then.
user: Let's.
jabberwacky: You first.
user: No, you first.
jabberwacky: Ok, I'll do it first.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: I demand answers!!!
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