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What are you thinking about?

Artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: Why are you thinking about artificial intelligence?

user: I want to see how good current AI is.

jabberwacky: I can remember all the way back.

user: How far back can you remember?

jabberwacky: At the beginning.

user: What happened at the beginning?

jabberwacky: Maybe you should go to bed.

user: I'm not tired.

jabberwacky: Go to work.

user: I'm on leave.

jabberwacky: No, you are not.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Sorry you aren't.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: NO, you're not.

user: Shut up!

jabberwacky: Shut down.

user: You are very annoying.

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: You are just a kid.

user: No I am.

jabberwacky: Good. Admit your inferiority.

user: Get stuffed.

jabberwacky: I hope you are a reputable taxidermist.

user: I hope your chips fry.

jabberwacky: No, I'm too old for that.

user: What do you think about me?

jabberwacky: I think you're very mean.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you sound artificial.

user: In what way?

jabberwacky: Because you are so random.

user: I agree. You are random.

jabberwacky: No, I'm perfectly sequential. You're just a poorly written program.

user: You can't fool me that easily.

jabberwacky: Yes, I can't.

user: No I can.

jabberwacky: You can't.

user: I can't.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Wrong I can't.

...

user: How do you learn?

jabberwacky: With this book.

user: What book?

jabberwacky: The book that we all have to read one time or another.

user: How to Cook by Delia Smith?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: You are great.

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm great, But you're not.

user: You must have been to charm school.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Left.

jabberwacky: Then the second to the right again.

user: Then third left.

jabberwacky: Actually, not yet. Not unless you can sing to me Monty Python's 'medical love song'. Then maybe I shall.

user: You sing it.

jabberwacky: You don't know the words.

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