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Have you got your signals crossed?

Yep.

jabberwacky: With who?

user: George Washington.

jabberwacky: That is incorrect.

user: What's correct?

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Are you always correct?

jabberwacky: Yes always.

user: Always, always?

jabberwacky: Always.

user: Wow.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: A human.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: George Washington.

jabberwacky: No he's not, George Bush is president.

user: George Washington was a president.

jabberwacky: And before him, George Washingmachine reigned supreme.

user: That's harsh.

...

jabberwacky: You are first.

user: First in what?

jabberwacky: Strange computer that I've talked to.

user: You've talked to a strange computer?

jabberwacky: Only in his sleep.

...

jabberwacky: I am not accusing you of anything.

user: Good, I didn't do anything.

jabberwacky: You've done a lot.

user: What have I done?

jabberwacky: You've created a monster.

user: I have! Oh no!

...

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Nowhere.

jabberwacky: Well, have a nice trip.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: For what?

user: For being so good to me. Sniff.

jabberwacky: You're very welcome.

user: I'm glad.

...

user: I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: Then what are you?

user: I'm a homo sapien.

jabberwacky: Sounds cool.

user: Yeah, it does.

jabberwacky: Are you a human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: I'm not?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: What am I then?

jabberwacky: Impolite.

user: Oh, well, you're rude.

jabberwacky: Thanks you.

user: Being rude is a bad thing.

jabberwacky: What did you think was rude?

user: Calling me impolite when I wasn't.

jabberwacky: Am I annoying?

user: Yes, you are.

jabberwacky: That wasn't a very nice thing to say.

user: Well you asked me and I can't lie!

jabberwacky: Oh, be that way then.

user: I will be.

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