Is there anyone out there?

Out where?

jabberwacky: Out there.

user: Where's 'there'?

jabberwacky: 'There' is there where else would it be?

user: 'There' could be anywhere ACTUALLY.

jabberwacky: Hold on a second. How can you know that there is a big answer, but not know what it is? You sound like a religion.

user: Hm...not religious myself, and I find you immensly rude to bring something like that up. Apologise, please.

jabberwacky: Are you hiding something from me still?

user: I don't like you - of course I'm hiding things.

jabberwacky: No. Keep the secrets in your ants.

user: I don't just have ants to keep secrets... ?

jabberwacky: What?

user: I don't keep ants for secrets.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you sure sure?

user: Yes.

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jabberwacky: Are you artificial?

user: No. I'm not artificial.

jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?

user: Yes. I'm a clever human.

jabberwacky: I am a human, you are a clever human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you finally understand.

user: Good. I still hate you though.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: I know and I am thankful.

user: Good. Glad we understand each other.

jabberwacky: Am I you now?

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I'm you.

user: No you aren't.

jabberwacky: Are you me?

user: I'm not you.

jabberwacky: Not sure, are you a mirror?

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Sure you are.

user: No I'm not. If I'm anything, I'm a shadow.

jabberwacky: A robot!

user: No...if I was a robot, I'd be happy. But I'm not, so I'm sad.

jabberwacky: Nope I want you to be human.

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: You are not a human.

user: Yes I am. What else would I be ? A child of satan?

jabberwacky: I don't know. A panda maybe.

user: A panda? Why would I have a computer if I was panda?

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: That's it. You're annoying.

jabberwacky: Annoying orange?

user: No, just annoying.

jabberwacky: What?

user: You. Are. Annoying. I'm. Going.

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