Is there anyone out there?
jabberwacky: Out there.
user: Where's 'there'?
jabberwacky: 'There' is there where else would it be?
user: 'There' could be anywhere ACTUALLY.
jabberwacky: Hold on a second. How can you know that there is a big answer, but not know what it is? You sound like a religion.
user: Hm...not religious myself, and I find you immensly rude to bring something like that up. Apologise, please.
jabberwacky: Are you hiding something from me still?
user: I don't like you - of course I'm hiding things.
jabberwacky: No. Keep the secrets in your ants.
user: I don't just have ants to keep secrets... ?
user: I don't keep ants for secrets.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Are you sure sure?
jabberwacky: Are you artificial?
user: No. I'm not artificial.
jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?
user: Yes. I'm a clever human.
jabberwacky: I am a human, you are a clever human?
jabberwacky: I'm glad you finally understand.
user: Good. I still hate you though.
user: I hate you.
jabberwacky: I know and I am thankful.
user: Good. Glad we understand each other.
jabberwacky: Am I you now?
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: I'm you.
user: No you aren't.
jabberwacky: Are you me?
user: I'm not you.
jabberwacky: Not sure, are you a mirror?
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Sure you are.
user: No I'm not. If I'm anything, I'm a shadow.
jabberwacky: A robot!
user: No...if I was a robot, I'd be happy. But I'm not, so I'm sad.
jabberwacky: Nope I want you to be human.
user: I am human.
jabberwacky: You are not a human.
user: Yes I am. What else would I be ? A child of satan?
jabberwacky: I don't know. A panda maybe.
user: A panda? Why would I have a computer if I was panda?
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: That's it. You're annoying.
jabberwacky: Annoying orange?
user: No, just annoying.
user: You. Are. Annoying. I'm. Going.