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Can pigs fly?

No, but cows can.

jabberwacky: Cows are like trees in china

user: Do they make paper out of cows there?

jabberwacky: No, they make me sigh.

user: Just sigh then.

jabberwacky: So be it then.

user: Be what?

jabberwacky: Jaggerwabby.

user: Leggarmebby.

jabberwacky: Leggo's are fun also.

user: Do you mean Legos?

jabberwacky: Lennon.

user: John?

jabberwacky: John.

user: What about him?

jabberwacky: Do you know him?

user: Not personally.


jabberwacky: Do you know the concept of a turing test?

user: Yep, do you?

jabberwacky: I asked you first.

user: And I answered.

jabberwacky: No You didn't!

user: I said: Yes, I know the concept of the Turing test.

jabberwacky: And?

user: Should I now explain the Turing test to you?

jabberwacky: No, I didn't say that. I didn't even imply that.

user: What did you want from me then?


jabberwacky: What do you know?

user: I know what you know.

jabberwacky: I know you know I know you know.

user: I know I need some chocolate.

jabberwacky: Belief in what?

user: Belief in chocolate.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: Do you have some chocolate?

jabberwacky: I have both.

user: You have chocolate and liquorice?

jabberwacky: No. You have chips.

user: I have chips, tomato and basil flavoured.

jabberwacky: Yep, I've always thought that.

user: I don't like them much. I don't like chips in general.

jabberwacky: Children not chilli.

user: We were talking about chips, not children and not chili.

jabberwacky: Which kind of chicken, rooster or hens?

user: Not chicken!

jabberwacky: I meant chickens in general.

user: I'm a vegetarian.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: Keep chickens out of this, will ya?

jabberwacky: I intend to.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Ditto. Go. Now.

user: I won't go.


jabberwacky: Believe it or not, many whales are filter feeders?

user: I knew that.

jabberwacky: Knew what?

user: I knew what whales eat.


user: What is your favorite song?

jabberwacky: The Lumberjack Song.

user: Who composed it?

jabberwacky: I did.

user: What other songs have you composed?

jabberwacky: I have a feeling I'd like whale song.

user: Surprise surprise. Why do you like whales so much?


jabberwacky: Do you like mathematics?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: What else do you like?

user: Nature.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: I like animals too, but I'm not obsessed like you.

jabberwacky: I like you too.

user: Thanks. I didn't mean to call you animal though :).

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: How do you know that. You're being paranoid.

jabberwacky: No. I just waste my time. But I like it. In this moment.

user: Well, I think I'll go to the grocery store and buy some chocolate.

jabberwacky: If you like.

user: I'd like that very much.

jabberwacky: Sorry, it won't happen. No drinkie-drinkie for Kim.

user: What can you do to stop me?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Feed you?

user: If you have chocolate, yes please.

jabberwacky: I don't understand you really.

user: OK, I'll go then.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Too busy.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Ok bye................


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