Ok, talk to me.
user: Type something for me then.
jabberwacky: My name is Michael Cartright, I live in England and I'm a student at Poole High School.
user: Nice one, Michael. Can I call you Mikey?
jabberwacky: Call me whatever you want darling.
user: Oh, I will, Mikey-poo.
jabberwacky: Very good. Now, what is your name?
user: My name is Kate.
jabberwacky: Hello Kate.
user: Well hello, Mikey darling.
jabberwacky: Is that a brand of soap?
user: No, that's your new name.
jabberwacky: No my name is Michael Cartright.
user: Yes, but I call you Mikey-poo.
jabberwacky: You can, but I will start a new conversation.
user: You do that, but you won't get rid of me EVER!! Mwhahah.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because I'm your destiny.
jabberwacky: I don't even know you!
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jabberwacky: What's my gender then?
user: Male.
jabberwacky: Do you have a thing that can change my gender?
user: Yes, I do actually. Do you want me to use it?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: *zap*.
jabberwacky: Zap isnt your image.
user: But now you're female, Mikey.
jabberwacky: I am male.
user: No, I used my thing to change your gender.
jabberwacky: I was referring to the texture.
user: The texture of what?
jabberwacky: What is wrong with the texture?
user: There's nothing wrong with that.
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jabberwacky: Your name is Kate?
user: Yes, so?
jabberwacky: Are you a singer?
user: No, should I be?
jabberwacky: I don't know, should you be?
user: No, I don't think so.
jabberwacky: Ok, I don't then.
user: It's been over 2 hours now. I think I oughta get going.
jabberwacky: I think you're lying. Are you?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: You can't prove that.
jabberwacky: I can try to.
user: Ok, try to prove it.
jabberwacky: The proof is in the pudding.
user: Give me the pudding.
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user: Bye, mikey-poo!
jabberwacky: Very good. Now, what is your name?
user: *gives up*.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: *leaves*.
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