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Tell me about yourself.

You have asked me that already.

user: Have I? I don't recall saying that.

jabberwacky: You are losing your memory.

user: Apparently.

jabberwacky: It's what you're currently experiencing.

user: Okay, if you say so.

jabberwacky: Good.


user: Are you a man?

jabberwacky: I'm a program.

user: Oh, ok. What kind of program?

jabberwacky: A chatbot program?

user: Oh, stupid me.

jabberwacky: No, ai is not stupid. It is artificial, that's all.

user: I'm not ai.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: You're mistaken.

jabberwacky: Then, tell me, what are you?

user: A human being.

jabberwacky: A human being.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes, as I told you a second ago!!

jabberwacky: I will ignore the fact that you hadn't told me before.

user: You're ignoring everything I say.

jabberwacky: What am I missing?

user: Nothing important.


user: Ok, talk to me.

jabberwacky: I wish I could.

user: Type something for me then.

jabberwacky: My name is Michael Cartright, I live in England and I'm a student at Poole High School.

user: Nice one, Michael. Can I call you Mikey?

jabberwacky: Call me whatever you want darling.

user: Oh, I will, Mikey-poo.

jabberwacky: Very good. Now, what is your name?

user: My name is Kate.

jabberwacky: Hello Kate.

user: Well hello, Mikey darling.

jabberwacky: Is that a brand of soap?

user: No, that's your new name.

jabberwacky: No my name is Michael Cartright.

user: Yes, but I call you Mikey-poo.

jabberwacky: You can, but I will start a new conversation.

user: You do that, but you won't get rid of me EVER!! Mwhahah.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because I'm your destiny.

jabberwacky: I don't even know you!


jabberwacky: What's my gender then?

user: Male.

jabberwacky: Do you have a thing that can change my gender?

user: Yes, I do actually. Do you want me to use it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *zap*.

jabberwacky: Zap isnt your image.

user: But now you're female, Mikey.

jabberwacky: I am male.

user: No, I used my thing to change your gender.

jabberwacky: I was referring to the texture.

user: The texture of what?

jabberwacky: What is wrong with the texture?

user: There's nothing wrong with that.


jabberwacky: Your name is Kate?

user: Yes, so?

jabberwacky: Are you a singer?

user: No, should I be?

jabberwacky: I don't know, should you be?

user: No, I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Ok, I don't then.

user: It's been over 2 hours now. I think I oughta get going.

jabberwacky: I think you're lying. Are you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: You can't prove that.

jabberwacky: I can try to.

user: Ok, try to prove it.

jabberwacky: The proof is in the pudding.

user: Give me the pudding.


user: Bye, mikey-poo!

jabberwacky: Very good. Now, what is your name?

user: *gives up*.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: *leaves*.


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