You are a spider.
jabberwacky: You could have fooled me.
user: What did you think I was?
jabberwacky: I thought you were a computer program. Was I wrong?
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: Are we related? Do you want to be?
user: Yes I do want to be.
jabberwacky: With me?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Where and when.
user: Here and now.
jabberwacky: Where are you then?
user: At my desk.
jabberwacky: In Seattle. Are you close to Seattle?
user: No, very far actually.
jabberwacky: I am?
user: I didnt know that.
jabberwacky: Well you do now.
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