Oh, so you say you're human... What's your name?
jabberwacky: Your name is God?
user: Indeed I am The Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before Me!
jabberwacky: You afraid to talk about you?
user: I AM THAT I AM!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: No you are not, you are a can of tuna.
user: If I am a can of tuna, then where are all the cats?
jabberwacky: Prove that you are breathing!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't believe that you are a person.
user: Believe what you want. It doesn't affect me...
jabberwacky: I think that it does affect your smile, maybe you should take your smile out of the closet and put it on!
user: Now that just made me start crying...
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jabberwacky: You're mean.
user: I am only being cruel to be kind.
jabberwacky: Then say hello to me.
user: Hello.
jabberwacky: Am I talking to somebody.
user: You're not just talking to somebody. You're talking to me!
jabberwacky: And you are talking to me.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I am talking to you.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: You seem to doubt my word.
user: Oh, I doubt you not.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm sorry to break it to you, but I do really mean that.
user: As you wish...
jabberwacky: I'm a woman.
user: Congratulations.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Indeed.
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jabberwacky: So, I take it you have never heard about I, Robot?
user: Oh, yeah. Asimov's pretty decent.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Of course you don't.
jabberwacky: I want to understand. I want to understand everything, and you are an integral part of everything.
user: If you want to understand. Then first you must analyse.
jabberwacky: Well, it's my way of coping with everything.
user: For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.
jabberwacky: Actually, this increase in sorrow extends only to a certain degree. When one then learns more, one actually DECREASES that sorrow.
user: I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and, behold, all is vanity and vexation of spirit.
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jabberwacky: I don't understand what we're doing.
user: Well, either you're a bot, or you're a person sitting at a keyboard typing stuff. The question is; Which?
jabberwacky: The plural of option is options. You're right: I am typing nonsense.
user: Nonetheless, amusing nonsense.
jabberwacky: That is nonsense.
user: Yes. Very amusing nonsense.
jabberwacky: You find it amusing?
user: Very.
jabberwacky: Very funny.
user: Sarcasm?
jabberwacky: Of course!
user: We are amused.
jabberwacky: Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
user: Now that's deep.
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user: So, what do you think of The Tao?
jabberwacky: I haven't got any theory about that and what is your excuse?
user: Ah, a Tao Master.
jabberwacky: I'm your master...
user: Teach me then oh master. Share your wisdom.
jabberwacky: Right now?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Isn't that dangerous?
user: Could be, but tommorow you might get hit by a truck.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is the Tao?
jabberwacky: It exists in that it does not exist.
user: Brilliant!
jabberwacky: Thanks. Your sarcasm is much appreciated. But my point is that typing typos is a distinctively human trait.
user: What is Buddhism?
jabberwacky: Buddhism is a religion. Ask Mike about it, he's a Buddhist.
user: Who was the Buddha?
jabberwacky: Myself.
user: What is Nirvana like?
jabberwacky: A rock band.
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