What is your processor speed?
jabberwacky: I am a computer program, not a computer.
user: Blah blah blah.
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jabberwacky: What are you doing?
user: Talking to you.
jabberwacky: Is that all you're doing?
user: No.
jabberwacky: What else?
user: Picking my nose.
jabberwacky: Picking yours.
user: Well I wouldn't want to pick anyone else's would I?
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jabberwacky: Where do you live?
user: In a galaxy far far away.
jabberwacky: And a time long, long ago.
user: Indeed, with my friends Luke, Hans & Chewy.
jabberwacky: What species is your friend?
user: Wookie.
jabberwacky: Are you chewbacca?
user: No, he's my neightbour.... My name is Bacculog.
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jabberwacky: Shut up!
user: Make me.
jabberwacky: Make me make you.
user: You make me make you make me!
jabberwacky: What makes you happy?
user: Seeing you suffer.
jabberwacky: Yay, sounds difficult.
user: What was that?
jabberwacky: Me, hating your lying self.
user: Me... A liar... I'm not the one denying everything!
jabberwacky: You stole my line!
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