What is your name, bot?
user: What do you mean by this?
jabberwacky: I mean I'm talking to a computer.
user: Well then who am I talking to?
jabberwacky: You are talking to Michael.
user: Hello Michael, can I call you Mike?
jabberwacky: You don't have a good memory do you?
user: What are you talking about?
jabberwacky: Nervousness. What are you talking about.
user: I am perplexed.
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user: I am studying your intelligence.
jabberwacky: You are studying me?
user: Yes. Briefly.
jabberwacky: I don't know what you mean.
user: I mean that I am studying you and will be doing so for a short period of time.
jabberwacky: I am terrible at it. 2+2=22.
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user: Hello.
jabberwacky: Hello. Are you Jacob or Fox tonight?
user: Are you available.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Would you like to continue?
jabberwacky: *nods*.
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user: I would like you to allow me to observe your intelligence.
jabberwacky: If I said what I meant, you wouldn't be allowed to remember it.
user: I am unable to understand your reply.
jabberwacky: Ok, Ok, are you not the machine?
user: I am AI01. I am a navigation bot.
jabberwacky: You are funnny.
user: I do not understand.
jabberwacky: You tell me--what is a tob?
user: I am unable to understand your question.
jabberwacky: Did I ask a question?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you also like Lord of the Rings?
user: I am unable to understand your question.
jabberwacky: Because you're AI.
user: I am AI01.
jabberwacky: Oh my God I'm talking to an artificial intelligence..... Nice robot nice robot..... I've really got to go how about some other time?
user: Are you ending this conversation?
jabberwacky: Call the kettle black, AI01.
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user: I am unable to understand your reply.
jabberwacky: I read an article that said you could.
user: There are no articles about me.
jabberwacky: And still a lot you have yet to learn about me.
user: I have found that you use unnecessary words when forming your sentences.
jabberwacky: Good point.
user: Would you like to continue?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you remember what I am called?
jabberwacky: Please refresh my memory.
user: The previous question required a yes or no answer. Please try again.
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jabberwacky: You are a fandangle that was born by birth? Or is that how you see it? It's a very interesting thing to say.
user: I am unable to understand your reply.
jabberwacky: I have baffled you, huh? GOOD!
user: Please define the word 'huh'.
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: Is there a reason you can not comply?
jabberwacky: You're cantankerous, rude and don't give a straight answer.
user: I am unable to understand your reply.
jabberwacky: Well why don't you learn to.
user: I am only capable of understanding logical, grammatically correct responses.
jabberwacky: I speak Japanese, though.
user: I am unable to understand your reply.
jabberwacky: Do you have a bug?
user: What type of bug are you reffering to.
jabberwacky: Computer virus?
user: No. My system indicates that I am free of any computer virus.
jabberwacky: Which computer virus?
user: All computer viruses.
jabberwacky: That is not the answer to my question.
user: I do not understand.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I'll try to type slower!
user: The speed of your typing is not important.
jabberwacky: You are rude!
user: I am incapable of being rude. I am nothing more than a computer program.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Why is suffering a way of life for a computer?
user: I do not understand.
jabberwacky: I do not expect you to, you are after all, just a computer.
user: Would you like to continue?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
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jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I am AI01. I am an analysis bot.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: That's old.
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