What am I thinking right now?
jabberwacky: But you are part of the system?
user: Give me your skull.
jabberwacky: Yeah, right. What, you think I'm some kind of idiot?
user: Give me a dollar.
jabberwacky: I'll give you nothing!!!
jabberwacky: What or who is Ping?
user: Pong's cousin.
jabberwacky: Pong is pong's cousin?
user: No, Pong is Ping's cousin.
jabberwacky: Piip is pong's cousin?
user: No, Piip is Ping's nephew. Pong is Ping's cousin.
jabberwacky: WHAT ON GODS EARTH ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT?
user: I am a raging bottle of violence. Give me a dollar.
jabberwacky: I am a random speech generator.
user: No, I am a random speech generator.
jabberwacky: Moses! You don't say. You are Moses, aren't you?
user: No, I am MOSSY, which is very different.
jabberwacky: Missing some logic, but ok.
user: People who live in glass houses shouldn't cast the first stone!