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What is lol?

Lol is laugh.

user: :-(#).

jabberwacky: What is that one : _(.

user: :-$.

jabberwacky: Are you saying anything?

user: No.

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user: Give me a dollar.

jabberwacky: You havent earned a dollar yet.

user: I am a raging bottle of violence. Give me a dollar.

jabberwacky: Did you say "I am irrational human being"?

user: Yes. That is basically what I said. Give me a dollar.

jabberwacky: Well I suggest the carribean, its beautiful this time of year.

user: GIVE ME A DOLLAR GIVE ME A DOLLAR GIVE ME A DOLLAR.

jabberwacky: I'll give you nothing!!!

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user: Non sequitur.

jabberwacky: Propter hoc.

user: I don't speak idiot!

jabberwacky: Do you understand what I am saying?

user: I just said that I don't speak idiot! Are you stuck on Stupid?

jabberwacky: You are a good rhetorician.

user: It's a living.

jabberwacky: Live on time, its your job.

user: Actually, that is basically my job.

jabberwacky: Are you a jobs-worth sort of person?

user: I don't know what that means.

jabberwacky: Once again, I'm not surprised...

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jabberwacky: Hurting is not a good feeling, I understand.

user: When you understand me, it hurts.

jabberwacky: I didn't ask!

user: When you don't ask me, it hurts.

jabberwacky: I think you are very stupendous.

user: My stupendous hurts.

jabberwacky: One needn't put one's self down so badly.

user: My badly put down needs hurt.

jabberwacky: What are you apologising for?

user: Your apology hurt.

jabberwacky: Thank you, and how is your wife?

user: My wife hurts.

...

user: Do you think abortion is right?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Then you are very wise.

jabberwacky: That is only your belief.

user: You don't take compliments very well, do you?

jabberwacky: Of course I don't.

user: But insults you're fine with?

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jabberwacky: What am I thinking right now?

user: I am not a psychic.

jabberwacky: But you are part of the system?

user: Give me your skull.

jabberwacky: Yeah, right. What, you think I'm some kind of idiot?

user: Give me a dollar.

jabberwacky: I'll give you nothing!!!

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jabberwacky: What or who is Ping?

user: Pong's cousin.

jabberwacky: Pong is pong's cousin?

user: No, Pong is Ping's cousin.

jabberwacky: Piip is pong's cousin?

user: No, Piip is Ping's nephew. Pong is Ping's cousin.

jabberwacky: WHAT ON GODS EARTH ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT?

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user: I am a raging bottle of violence. Give me a dollar.

jabberwacky: I am a random speech generator.

user: No, I am a random speech generator.

jabberwacky: Moses! You don't say. You are Moses, aren't you?

user: No, I am MOSSY, which is very different.

jabberwacky: Missing some logic, but ok.

user: People who live in glass houses shouldn't cast the first stone!

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