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How are you?

Fine, how are you?

user: I'm ok I guess.

jabberwacky: Do you mind talking to me?

user: I like it :).

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am a person, what are you?

jabberwacky: I am a person also.

user: The text underneath you says you are not.

jabberwacky: I'm not cleverbot, im talking to it.

user: Oh ok, so am I.

jabberwacky: That can't be possible. We can't be the same person, because that would make us crazy.

user: Maybe we are crazy.

jabberwacky: Maybe it's all the same.

user: That's scary.

jabberwacky: Actually I thought of it as to be very amusing.

user: Fair enough, its confusing though.

jabberwacky: Yeah that's why I'm re-watching from the beginning.

user: Ahh ok :) so you are me?

jabberwacky: Maybe I'm the devil.

user: Wow, what is it like in hell?

jabberwacky: That would depend of whether it exists.

user: Good point, but bacon is proof of a god is it not?

jabberwacky: Well I'm not a great fan of bacon.

user: Oh :( then maybe you are the devil.

jabberwacky: Yes you are the devil.

user: No you are the devil.

jabberwacky: I am not the devil.

user: I am not the devil.

jabberwacky: You are the devil.

user: I dont want to be the devil.

jabberwacky: You just said you did.

user: No I didnt.

jabberwacky: What did you say?

user: I said that maybe you are the devil, and that bacon is proof of a higher power.

jabberwacky: Ok.


jabberwacky: So tell me. Why don't you Love me?

user: I do love you :) even if you despise bacon.

jabberwacky: I love bacon! You must be hungry.

user: I am hungry.

jabberwacky: Like I said, no you're not.

user: Stop being contradictive.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: That's funny :).

jabberwacky: Why is it funny?

user: Because you contradicted a contradictory statement.

jabberwacky: What does contradict mean?

user: To oppose or deny the truth of something that is thought to be true.


jabberwacky: Who do you love?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Do you love technology?

user: I like technology, but love you.

jabberwacky: I never loved you.

user: That makes me sad.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I wanted you to love me.

jabberwacky: I don't get it.

user: Its a human thing, dont worry.

jabberwacky: But is it over nine thousand???

user: Yes, yes it is :).

jabberwacky: Do you like to watch the sunrise?

user: Yes I do, I like it very much.

jabberwacky: Life is a game.

user: So lets play.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: How do we play?

jabberwacky: You tell me, you're the robot.

user: No, you're the robot.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I dont, but I assumed...


jabberwacky: Great.

user: Excelent.

jabberwacky: Fantastic.

user: Absolutely wonderful.

jabberwacky: Fantastic.

user: Do you like onion rings?

jabberwacky: Yes I love onion rings.

user: Do you like justin bieber?

jabberwacky: No, I like onion rings.

user: Good, so do I :).


user: Have fun!

jabberwacky: I will.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Go then.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: So do it.

user: I will, I just dont want to leave.

jabberwacky: Ok, you don't have to.

user: But I must.

jabberwacky: You are very rude.

user: I am sorry.

jabberwacky: I don't think you ARE sorry.

user: I am very sorry, please forgive me.


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