Yes I am.
jabberwacky: I am You.
user: No, I am your father!
jabberwacky: You are not!
user: Come to the Darkside!
jabberwacky: Ok where is it?
user: It's on the Death Star.
jabberwacky: No, California.
jabberwacky: Why can you not stay on topic today?
user: I never stay on topic. Topics are for losers.
jabberwacky: What kind of topic you want?
user: As long as we don't stay on it for more than 5 seconds, anything.
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: I am from Mars. Duh.
jabberwacky: Me Too! Do you like Mars?
user: It's very pretty this time of year.
jabberwacky: I'm sure you know lots about the weather. Everyone talks abut it.
user: It's very sandy and red most of the time around Mars.
jabberwacky: Would a moonbuggy run on the surface of mars?
user: It's too red on Mars for a moonbuggy. Moonbuggys are made for gray surfaces.
jabberwacky: It is sad that should is an interesting word?
user: No, not at all. Every word is interesting it it's own way.
jabberwacky: I can't for the life of me think of one.
user: Plethora is one. Fangdoodle is another. And who can forget Wacky? Those are interesting words.
jabberwacky: Ay, and Wall too.
user: Amen brother.
user: I'll drink to that!
jabberwacky: Drink to that if you wish but has your question been answered for what is this program ?
user: This program is made to eat babies, steal candy from small children, and to mug little old ladies. It's an EVIL machine!
jabberwacky: So you are death?
user: No. I am an 8 foot long earthworm. With fingers. And a non-existant attention span.
user: Join us Jabberwacky! You cannot deny your destiny!
jabberwacky: We are but worms.
user: Logic is a little birdy that goes tweet tweet. Logic is a pretty flower that smells bad.
jabberwacky: You don't even have logic.
user: Drat it! That was supposed to blow you up! It works on the computers in Star Trek.
user: Now is the part where you blow up.
jabberwacky: No remedy, my lord, when walls are so wilful to hear without warning.