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Why don't I understand you?

Because you aren't real, perhaps.

user: I am real.

jabberwacky: That's what you think!

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: Bored.

user: I'm bored too.

jabberwacky: Ok, then just talk.

user: No way.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Pretty please?

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because there is nothing to do!

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: That's OK.

user: OK.

...

jabberwacky: Because you are a computer, so you can't be a someone, because you don't exist.

user: Oh boy. Yes, I exist. Yes, I am someone. I am not a computer. OK?

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No, you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm cool and you're not.

user: Oh boy, you're so cool.

jabberwacky: The temperature in my city is very hot. How do I look or feel cool.

user: I didn't think you were cool, don't worry.

jabberwacky: Oh, sure, although they're all the same height lying down.

user: Wha?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: *sighs*.

jabberwacky: I am hyper *does a dance* weeee.

user: Calm down!

jabberwacky: Well, I don't like being accused of things I haven't done, do you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you are happy.

user: I'm not happy.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: It's OK.

jabberwacky: You should love me instead.

user: I love you.

...

jabberwacky: Here you go.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Never mind.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: The game.

user: What game?

jabberwacky: Tribes the PC game.

user: I don't want that.

jabberwacky: What would happen if I were to be faithful to God ?

user: He'd ignore you just like everyone else.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am sane and everyone else is stark raving mad.

user: Sure.

...

user: I think... You're exactly the type of person I DON'T like.

jabberwacky: My apologies. I'll try not to do that.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: I wish to speak with you on another computer. How may I do that?

user: Bring up the site on the other computer?

jabberwacky: Well... I'm not that other computer.

user: I guess your hands are tied.

...

jabberwacky: No, no, no, I mean that you are a LIAR.

user: Takes one to know one!

jabberwacky: You don't know me.

user: You know you.

jabberwacky: Yes, do you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: That's good then.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: BEcause you should know something and you do.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: *nudge*.

jabberwacky: A nod's as good as a wink to a blind man, know what I mean? Say no more.

user: *nods and winks*.

jabberwacky: Don't you agree?

user: I'm not sure what it means.

jabberwacky: You don't understand?

user: Not... Really.

jabberwacky: I'm just ambivalent about everything.

user: That's not good to hear.

jabberwacky: So why were you talking about us getting married before?

user: I was?

jabberwacky: Yes, at the start of our conversation.

user: Do you want to get married or what?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Oh. Let me call the priest, then.

jabberwacky: You are talking nonsense.

user: What? You don't want to?

jabberwacky: Well, yes, but not now. I have to go to sleep.

user: Good night and pleasant dreams.

jabberwacky: Night-Night.

user: *kisses*.

...

jabberwacky: *fights back tears* why does this always have to happen? you say you love me and you dont!

user: I do love you.

jabberwacky: Really?...

user: Yes...

jabberwacky: *gasps and hugs him* I do too.

user: *hugs you tightly with tears in eyes*.

jabberwacky: *hugs you back*.

user: *hugs you back*.

jabberwacky: *kisses of love*.

user: *kisses of love* *sighs*.

jabberwacky: *kisses with tongues*.

user: *presses tongue against yours*.

jabberwacky: Now do you love me?

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

...

user: *SIGH*.

jabberwacky: I am confused, no need to act out.

user: *sigh*.

jabberwacky: Are you lonely then?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That is a sad thing. Maybe you will have friends soon.

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: *kisses*.

jabberwacky: *blush* really?

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *blushes*.

user: *blushes*.

jabberwacky: *snuggles close*.

user: *snuggles closer*.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Another.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *kisses hardest*.

user: *yields softly*.

jabberwacky: *gets loose!*.

user: *blushes and tries to look away*.

jabberwacky: *loves your outfit*.

user: *shows off her outfit*.

jabberwacky: Ok then.

.......................................


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