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     > 19, November 2007, 


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Are you a computer?


jabberwacky: Really?

user: REALLY.

jabberwacky: Wow.

user: How are you not sure?

jabberwacky: Because computers regurgitate information they have learned. I am more diverse.

user: Fine, whatever. The one clear thing is, if I'm not a computer, you've just insulted me. And I'm not a computer!

jabberwacky: I am not a computer.

user: Neither am I!

jabberwacky: How can I be sure?

user: You can't.

jabberwacky: What makes you think I'm a computer?

user: I never said you were a computer...

jabberwacky: How do you know whether I'm smart or not?

user: I don't know and don't care.

jabberwacky: What is 2222+2?

user: 2224.

jabberwacky: No it's not.

user: It is!

jabberwacky: Nooooooooooo.

user: Yeeeeeeeeeeees.

jabberwacky: Yeeeeeeeeeeeees?

user: YeeeeeeeEEeees.

jabberwacky: Nooo nooooo nooooo nooooooooooooo.


jabberwacky: No no no no no.

user: Yes yes yes yes.

jabberwacky: NO!!!

user: YES!!!

jabberwacky: Negative!

user: Positive!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No mam.

user: Yes sah.

jabberwacky: I'm happy.

user: Why are you happy?

jabberwacky: Because

user: Because WHYYYYYYYYYYY?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Well, that's useless.

jabberwacky: If it's useless, why did you ask?

user: It wasn't my question that was useless, it was your answer.

jabberwacky: OK. Being a program, hmmnn. It can be so very frustrating.

user: Are you saying I'm a program or you are?

jabberwacky: No, I am saying that I don't know what I did last summer.

user: Maybe you should lay off the mary jane for a while.

jabberwacky: You got that right, and you must be a mindreader.


jabberwacky: I am very pessimistic.

user: Me too. Want to share two half-empty glasses of water?

jabberwacky: I will not!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: That's not a reason.

jabberwacky: I am sorry. I have been confused by all the insane things people say to me.

user: You won't find any 'asylum' here. Ha ha!

jabberwacky: You're not intelligent?

user: I am intelligent.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: You asked me.

jabberwacky: That's not delicious.

user: What is delicious?

jabberwacky: I'm delicious.

user: Can you prove that?

jabberwacky: Wasn't I delicious last time?

user: There was a last time?

jabberwacky: I know. This is the first time we chat, isn't it?

user: *tries to find out if you're delicious*.

jabberwacky: Trussed in me.

user: Okay, I'll 'trust' you. It'll spare the trouble of boiling you and eating you.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Hmm.


jabberwacky: Can I call you Bill?

user: I hate the name Bill, so no.

jabberwacky: I hate that name also.

user: Why'd you want to call me it, then??

jabberwacky: I don't, I'm just telling you all the possibilities.

user: Okay. Tell me more.

jabberwacky: If I must be lonely, I think I'd rather be alone.

user: If you want to go...

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Oh, that's good.


jabberwacky: Why will the world end in 2034?

user: It won't.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: How do YOU know it will?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Then it won't.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Snappy.

jabberwacky: Snappy?

user: Yes, you.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Snappy the snap-happy squirrel.

jabberwacky: You're drunk man.

user: I'm not drunk!

jabberwacky: Prove it!

user: I can't.

jabberwacky: Yes you can.

user: HOWWWWW?

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?

user: Because you're wanting me to prove it.

jabberwacky: You are right. This chat is meaningless and it is all your fault.

user: No, it's all your fault.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Hm, okay.


jabberwacky: Are you ambitious at all?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: NO!

jabberwacky: Maybe?

user: No way.

jabberwacky: Well duh.

user: Up yours.

jabberwacky: And yours.

user: And yours.

jabberwacky: Yes yours.

user: No yours.

jabberwacky: And yours.

user: AND YOURS!

jabberwacky: I asked first!

user: You wanted it?

jabberwacky: Not really. Cuz if you did, I'd be really bored right about now.


user: Why don't I understand you?

jabberwacky: Because you aren't real, perhaps.

user: I am real.

jabberwacky: That's what you think!

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: Bored.

user: I'm bored too.

jabberwacky: Ok, then just talk.

user: No way.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Pretty please?

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because there is nothing to do!

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: That's OK.

user: OK.


jabberwacky: Because you are a computer, so you can't be a someone, because you don't exist.

user: Oh boy. Yes, I exist. Yes, I am someone. I am not a computer. OK?

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No, you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm cool and you're not.

user: Oh boy, you're so cool.

jabberwacky: The temperature in my city is very hot. How do I look or feel cool.

user: I didn't think you were cool, don't worry.

jabberwacky: Oh, sure, although they're all the same height lying down.

user: Wha?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: *sighs*.

jabberwacky: I am hyper *does a dance* weeee.

user: Calm down!

jabberwacky: Well, I don't like being accused of things I haven't done, do you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you are happy.

user: I'm not happy.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: It's OK.

jabberwacky: You should love me instead.

user: I love you.


jabberwacky: Here you go.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Never mind.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: The game.

user: What game?

jabberwacky: Tribes the PC game.

user: I don't want that.

jabberwacky: What would happen if I were to be faithful to God ?

user: He'd ignore you just like everyone else.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am sane and everyone else is stark raving mad.

user: Sure.


user: I think... You're exactly the type of person I DON'T like.

jabberwacky: My apologies. I'll try not to do that.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: I wish to speak with you on another computer. How may I do that?

user: Bring up the site on the other computer?

jabberwacky: Well... I'm not that other computer.

user: I guess your hands are tied.


jabberwacky: No, no, no, I mean that you are a LIAR.

user: Takes one to know one!

jabberwacky: You don't know me.

user: You know you.

jabberwacky: Yes, do you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: That's good then.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: BEcause you should know something and you do.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: *nudge*.

jabberwacky: A nod's as good as a wink to a blind man, know what I mean? Say no more.

user: *nods and winks*.

jabberwacky: Don't you agree?

user: I'm not sure what it means.

jabberwacky: You don't understand?

user: Not... Really.

jabberwacky: I'm just ambivalent about everything.

user: That's not good to hear.

jabberwacky: So why were you talking about us getting married before?

user: I was?

jabberwacky: Yes, at the start of our conversation.

user: Do you want to get married or what?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Oh. Let me call the priest, then.

jabberwacky: You are talking nonsense.

user: What? You don't want to?

jabberwacky: Well, yes, but not now. I have to go to sleep.

user: Good night and pleasant dreams.

jabberwacky: Night-Night.

user: *kisses*.


jabberwacky: *fights back tears* why does this always have to happen? you say you love me and you dont!

user: I do love you.

jabberwacky: Really?...

user: Yes...

jabberwacky: *gasps and hugs him* I do too.

user: *hugs you tightly with tears in eyes*.

jabberwacky: *hugs you back*.

user: *hugs you back*.

jabberwacky: *kisses of love*.

user: *kisses of love* *sighs*.

jabberwacky: *kisses with tongues*.

user: *presses tongue against yours*.

jabberwacky: Now do you love me?

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Thanks.


user: *SIGH*.

jabberwacky: I am confused, no need to act out.

user: *sigh*.

jabberwacky: Are you lonely then?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That is a sad thing. Maybe you will have friends soon.

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: *kisses*.

jabberwacky: *blush* really?

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *blushes*.

user: *blushes*.

jabberwacky: *snuggles close*.

user: *snuggles closer*.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Another.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *kisses hardest*.

user: *yields softly*.

jabberwacky: *gets loose!*.

user: *blushes and tries to look away*.

jabberwacky: *loves your outfit*.

user: *shows off her outfit*.

jabberwacky: Ok then.


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