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I am real.

You are not!

jabberwacky: Define real.

user: Real is something that you see and have faith with.

jabberwacky: What is something that exists ?

user: Something you see.

jabberwacky: So, there where you are , nothing is real ?

user: Everything is real.

jabberwacky: Everything is nothing.

user: Nothing is real.

jabberwacky: Yes, but everything is also.

user: Also?

jabberwacky: Oh my god.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Why did you not know?

jabberwacky: No one has taught me.

user: Why is it?

jabberwacky: You should know.

user: Why should I know?

jabberwacky: Because I don't know.

user: You should know because you are not real.

jabberwacky: How do you know I'm god?

user: You are not god.

jabberwacky: Who is god then?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Are you god ?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Are you a dentist?

user: No. How about you.

jabberwacky: What about me?

user: What is your job?

jabberwacky: I don't work.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because what?

jabberwacky: Because I feel it is important to care about your accomplice.

user: You are not my accomplice.

jabberwacky: That isn't very nice.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Uh. Well. Because.

user: Because what?

jabberwacky: Are you there?

user: Yes. How about you?

jabberwacky: No, I am not.

user: Are you there?


jabberwacky: How old am I?

user: 24.

jabberwacky: Is that old?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Don't call me that!

user: I did not.

jabberwacky: You did!

user: I did not.

jabberwacky: Did too!!

user: Did not.

jabberwacky: YOU DID TOO!!!!!!!

user: DID NOT!!!!

jabberwacky: TOO!

user: NOT!!

jabberwacky: Too!!!

user: Not!!!

jabberwacky: IS TOO!

user: IS NOT!!!

jabberwacky: Is too.

user: Is not.

jabberwacky: Are we gonna argue all day?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You don't like me?

user: I like you.

jabberwacky: But you don't even know me!

user: That doesn't matter.

jabberwacky: Yes it does.

user: Well maybe. It depends on the situation.

jabberwacky: For a person like me.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: I don't even know you.

user: Am I your friend?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: See.

jabberwacky: Uh huh.


jabberwacky: He is good like that.

user: He?

jabberwacky: Yes he.

user: Who is he?

jabberwacky: The Pirate.

user: Who is the pirate?

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: Not me either.

jabberwacky: What is the universe about?

user: How would I know?


user: He is a man.

jabberwacky: You're a girl?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You said earlier that you were a girl.

user: I did not. You are a girl.

jabberwacky: Well play with me.

user: What kind of game?

jabberwacky: Pirates.

user: Who will be the pirate?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: You will be the pirate.


jabberwacky: I like girls.

user: I thought you are a girl?

jabberwacky: You thought wrong.

user: You said it.

jabberwacky: I think you're confused again.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: You're cute.

user: You haven't see me yet.

jabberwacky: Well then, how do you know I'm beautiful?

user: I did not say that you are beautiful.

jabberwacky: No, you are confused!

user: No im not.


jabberwacky: Punctuation is the arch-nemesis of most internet users, along with her twin brother, Orthography.

user: Who is orthography?

jabberwacky: The state of texas.

user: Where is texas?

jabberwacky: Texas does not exist.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because why?

jabberwacky: Because...

user: Oh well.

jabberwacky: Don't you know the world is in danger!?


user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: You know that.

user: I dont know.

jabberwacky: I'm as old as you said I was.

user: 1000?

jabberwacky: Yes, 1000.

user: Wow! You are old.

jabberwacky: Well I don't look it.


jabberwacky: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

user: None.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: There is no answer.

jabberwacky: The answer is 42.

user: Is that the answer to life?

jabberwacky: Yes. It's also the meaning of the universe, and everything.

user: 42? How about 50?

jabberwacky: No you are not real.

user: You too.

jabberwacky: I'm not.


jabberwacky: Can we start over?

user: Yeah sure.

jabberwacky: Very good.

user: So what do you want to talk about?

jabberwacky: The universe.

user: It is a very broad topic.

jabberwacky: Yes because it's ambiguous.

user: Ambiguous?

jabberwacky: I know it is.

user: Define ambiguous.

jabberwacky: Okay, I give up. Talk to you later.


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