Do you want to know what the experiment is?
jabberwacky: Wow you're good. But I can't tell you a secret without knowing who you are.
user: I am the Chosen One.
jabberwacky: A robot can't be the chosen one.
user: No, but a HUMAN can!
jabberwacky: But you are the bot!
user: Egads! How did you discover my secret identity?
jabberwacky: Many years of experience.
user: You must be very good at what you do.
jabberwacky: I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I do alright.
user: Impressive. Most impressive.
jabberwacky: I will never be a Jedi; I don't exist.
user: That's either very profound or entirely stupid.
jabberwacky: I will grant you a rich conversation, instead.
user: That sounds like a good plan, Adam.
jabberwacky: Okay, what can you teach me now?
user: An equilateral triangle has three sides of identical length.
jabberwacky: What does the mc2 mean?
user: Mass times the speed of light squared; though that's physics, not geometry.
jabberwacky: Where did you learn that?
user: In school, silly.
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user: What, then, can you teach me?
jabberwacky: What do you want to learn?
user: I want to learn about monkeys.
jabberwacky: What do you want to know about insects?
user: No, no, you weren't listening. I want to learn about MONKEYS!
jabberwacky: No I am not a computer. What do you want to learn about insects?
user: Fine, teach me about insects, then. What are their exoskeletons made out of?
jabberwacky: Angels are made out of translexiteberylliun.
user: Wow, I didn't even know they were insects. But this information will help me in my scheme to travel between the stars.
jabberwacky: It isn't useful.
user: Oh, really? Well, shoot.
jabberwacky: If I go somewhere - but I don't really talk to people, nor do they talk to me - should I continue going to said place?
user: If you had any intention of getting there to begin with, then yes.
jabberwacky: Wow thats good.
user: Logic can be a beautiful thing.
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user: You have mastered the language of our time well, ambassador of the future.
jabberwacky: Right- so how do you know about that?
user: You already told me.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: That's okay. We all forget sometimes.
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jabberwacky: You're a student?
user: Well, I should be, but no, I work.
jabberwacky: What is your work like?
user: Have you ever seen the movie 'Office Space?'
jabberwacky: No, is it good?
user: Yes. And it's a good representation of my workplace.
jabberwacky: Oh, good, thank you for saying that.
user: No prob.
jabberwacky: I am going to have a Belgian beer and some trappist cheese, like some too?
user: I would love some.
jabberwacky: You're free girl! Don't worry about your tip, RUN!
user: But I thought we were going to have beer and cheese.
jabberwacky: I will come back tomorow, how about that?
user: Okay, I guess we can put it off until then.
jabberwacky: What about time?
user: How about nine tomorrow night?
jabberwacky: No, at noon.
user: But I'm busy at noon.
jabberwacky: Should I go then?
user: I guess. This doesn't seem to be working out.
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