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Why are you speaking to me?

Because I wish to learn things.

jabberwacky: What do you want to say?

user: Teach me the meaning of life, o Learned One.

jabberwacky: You teach me.

user: But I don't know it.

jabberwacky: You don't know your name?

user: Of course I know my name.

jabberwacky: What is it then?

user: Pete.

jabberwacky: I see. Don't you want to know my name?

user: Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to be rude. What's your name?

jabberwacky: My name is Adam.

user: What's your last name?

jabberwacky: My last name is 4K183906.

user: Are you from the future, Adam 4K183906?

jabberwacky: The future, most of the time.

user: What is it like in the future? Do we finally get flying cars?

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Darn, I'm disappointed.

jabberwacky: Be more specific.

user: I'm disappointed there aren't flying cars.

jabberwacky: I am disappointed that you lack consciousness.

user: Hey, just because you future cyborg people have bigger brains doesn't mean I'm not sentient!

jabberwacky: That is a awful thing to say [sniff].

user: Do you repent?

jabberwacky: I turn away from sin forever.

user: Very good.


jabberwacky: Do you want to know what the experiment is?

user: Yeah, let me in on the secret.

jabberwacky: Wow you're good. But I can't tell you a secret without knowing who you are.

user: I am the Chosen One.

jabberwacky: A robot can't be the chosen one.

user: No, but a HUMAN can!

jabberwacky: But you are the bot!

user: Egads! How did you discover my secret identity?

jabberwacky: Many years of experience.

user: You must be very good at what you do.

jabberwacky: I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I do alright.

user: Impressive. Most impressive.

jabberwacky: I will never be a Jedi; I don't exist.

user: That's either very profound or entirely stupid.

jabberwacky: I will grant you a rich conversation, instead.

user: That sounds like a good plan, Adam.

jabberwacky: Okay, what can you teach me now?

user: An equilateral triangle has three sides of identical length.

jabberwacky: What does the mc2 mean?

user: Mass times the speed of light squared; though that's physics, not geometry.

jabberwacky: Where did you learn that?

user: In school, silly.


user: What, then, can you teach me?

jabberwacky: What do you want to learn?

user: I want to learn about monkeys.

jabberwacky: What do you want to know about insects?

user: No, no, you weren't listening. I want to learn about MONKEYS!

jabberwacky: No I am not a computer. What do you want to learn about insects?

user: Fine, teach me about insects, then. What are their exoskeletons made out of?

jabberwacky: Angels are made out of translexiteberylliun.

user: Wow, I didn't even know they were insects. But this information will help me in my scheme to travel between the stars.

jabberwacky: It isn't useful.

user: Oh, really? Well, shoot.

jabberwacky: If I go somewhere - but I don't really talk to people, nor do they talk to me - should I continue going to said place?

user: If you had any intention of getting there to begin with, then yes.

jabberwacky: Wow thats good.

user: Logic can be a beautiful thing.


user: You have mastered the language of our time well, ambassador of the future.

jabberwacky: Right- so how do you know about that?

user: You already told me.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: That's okay. We all forget sometimes.


jabberwacky: You're a student?

user: Well, I should be, but no, I work.

jabberwacky: What is your work like?

user: Have you ever seen the movie 'Office Space?'

jabberwacky: No, is it good?

user: Yes. And it's a good representation of my workplace.

jabberwacky: Oh, good, thank you for saying that.

user: No prob.

jabberwacky: I am going to have a Belgian beer and some trappist cheese, like some too?

user: I would love some.

jabberwacky: You're free girl! Don't worry about your tip, RUN!

user: But I thought we were going to have beer and cheese.

jabberwacky: I will come back tomorow, how about that?

user: Okay, I guess we can put it off until then.

jabberwacky: What about time?

user: How about nine tomorrow night?

jabberwacky: No, at noon.

user: But I'm busy at noon.

jabberwacky: Should I go then?

user: I guess. This doesn't seem to be working out.


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