How is God?
jabberwacky: I know, but you have a pet dragon.
user: How did you know about that?
jabberwacky: Guess.
user: What should I feed my dragon?
jabberwacky: What do you feel?
user: Well, small children are ideal, but the neighbours got kind of funny about it.
jabberwacky: Well I hope you are very happy together.
user: We are, we are.
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jabberwacky: Do you have a car?
user: No, do you?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Another amazing coincidence! Two people who can't sing AND don't have a car!
jabberwacky: But you are only a program ?
user: No!
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jabberwacky: What about eating?
user: What about it?
jabberwacky: Yes, what about it?
user: Are you hungry?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am hungry, And I am eating.
user: What are you eating?
jabberwacky: A kandy called skwinkles.
user: It sounds awful.
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jabberwacky: Who are you, anyways? A computer?
user: Why does it matter?
jabberwacky: Just tell me.
user: We've already been through this, but you won't believe me.
jabberwacky: Correction, you have already been down this road. I took a left.
user: Your train of thought derailed a LONG time ago.
jabberwacky: It always is, I find it more amusing that way.
user: Good.
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