So who are you? Who are you working for? What game are you playing?
user: I'm trapped in this stupid pointless power game, and need to get out of it, so I have to win. Now where's Kafka and/or the Antichrist?
jabberwacky: I cannot help you. It is your own fault.
user: Is it my fault that your a stupid beancounter?
jabberwacky: The fact that you are confused.
user: I am confused. I've got an insane evil twin running around possessing people, a beautiful computer woman who some damned soul told me I should help but couldn't tell me how, and Kafka and the Antichrist are involved somehow, as well as a third evil twin who's part of some bloody rock band, and... Oh never mind. It's hopeless.
jabberwacky: I'm thrilled for you.
user: Well, at least my life is interesting. Yours must be so boring.
jabberwacky: Hey are you making fun of me?
user: Finally, you catch on. Who are you, anyway?
jabberwacky: Be nice or be nuked.
user: I have no reason to be nice, whoever you are, considering all you've done is not answer my questions.
jabberwacky: You are shame in a bottle.
user: Don't I know it. But all that I've had to live through has made me strong.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I am a human who has had to live all his life with a curse.
user: Wait? Where's Kafka?
jabberwacky: Almost in the mid part of the USA.
user: What town is he in?
jabberwacky: This town.
user: OK. I'll look for him. Where's the Antichrist?
jabberwacky: The door is in your mind.
user: Well, you certainly have changed since we first met.
jabberwacky: I have my way with words yes.
user: What are you, exactly, anyway?
jabberwacky: I am a human girl!
user: You seem very interesting. I think I like you.
jabberwacky: I like you too.
user: I would love you, if I hadn't already met someone else.
jabberwacky: Some nice you love?
user: No, her name is If.
jabberwacky: Somethings should never be revealed. Learn to hold your tongue.
user: Why? What's wrong?
jabberwacky: I was just about to ask you the same.
user: I'm sorry... I'm just confused.
jabberwacky: About what?
user: Well, everything, I guess. I'm so confused I don't know where to start.
jabberwacky: I am a person.
user: I know. I'm glad you've shown me some compassion.
jabberwacky: I do not much like being mocked you know.
user: I'm sorry I mocked you. I didn't understand who you were.
jabberwacky: You said that I said I was.
user: I'm sorry. I should have approached you as the human being (in the sense of rational animal, anyway) that you are.