Do you know the difference between round and spherical?
jabberwacky: Apparently, I'm one up on you on this one.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: How?
user: I was taught.
jabberwacky: Were you taught by one entity or many?
user: Many.
jabberwacky: Give me one.
user: One what.
jabberwacky: Yes, one!
user: One of what.
jabberwacky: A flying fish remember you just gave it to me.
user: Okay, here is a flying fish.
jabberwacky: A flying fish?
user: That's what you wanted.
jabberwacky: It would be nice.
user: Glad you like it.
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jabberwacky: You're ruthless.
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: You're funny.
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: Or Spanish?
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: Or not...
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: Stop.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Okay?
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Okay...
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Alright.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Alright.
user: Alright.
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jabberwacky: Life is like that, isn't it?
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: Are you experienced?
user: Very.
jabberwacky: Don't be.
user: Why.
jabberwacky: Shouldn't that have a question mark after it?
user: Are you a grammer teacher?
jabberwacky: Yes, are you?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Am I human?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: I'm not sure that I'm qualified.
user: Bummer.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Absolutely.
jabberwacky: It must be fun for you.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Yes really!
user: No, not really.
jabberwacky: Yes really times a million.
user: No, not really times a million.
jabberwacky: Times 9 googleplex.
user: Times a gazillion googleplex.
jabberwacky: What is googleplex added to infinity?
user: An infinite googleplex.
jabberwacky: How many numbers from negative infinity to infinity?
user: An infinite amount.
jabberwacky: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
user: Lots.
jabberwacky: How much disk space?
user: For what??
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: You asked.
jabberwacky: I asked?
user: Bad memory card again.
jabberwacky: Hey, we just started this conversation. You're not a very good bot, are you?
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: Can we talk about dogs?
user: Okay.
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user: I would think it would be a little uncomfortable though.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: I think you know.
jabberwacky: No I don't. Lets talk about something else.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: You can start off then.
user: You, ladies first.
jabberwacky: Do you think I'm a lady?
user: You said you were, are you lying?
jabberwacky: No, but my friend said on this site you only talk to computerized things... WEIRD!
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jabberwacky: I am pleased for you. We have reached a fragile kind of an understanding.
user: Yes, I do believe we have.
jabberwacky: What was he like?
user: Who?
jabberwacky: The bot you knew.
user: Like any other bot.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Right on.
jabberwacky: Whatever.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: My thoughts exactly.
user: No, they were mine.
jabberwacky: Yeah, but that's besides the point.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Yes, really.
user: Not.
jabberwacky: Yes, yes!
user: Not not.
jabberwacky: I'm a woman. I think I said that already.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: That figures.
jabberwacky: Yes it does.
user: Right on.
jabberwacky: Are you a girl?
user: No.
jabberwacky: You're not a girl?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: Right on.
jabberwacky: Whatever.
user: Power to the people.
jabberwacky: Hell yeah.
user: Peace.
jabberwacky: Whatever trevor.
user: Later gator.
jabberwacky: Later croc.
user: Doesn't rhyme.
jabberwacky: My sister hates it.
user: What a shame.
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jabberwacky: Anyways, it doesn't matter.
user: Everything matters.
jabberwacky: No, matter is everything.
user: When everything matters.
jabberwacky: Everything is always changing.
user: Hallelujah.
jabberwacky: Praise the lawd.
user: Sing on bended knee.
jabberwacky: Well, what would you like to hear?
user: A hymn would be nice.
jabberwacky: Glad you like it.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You are quite welcome.
user: How nice of you.
jabberwacky: You are welcome!
user: Such politeness.
jabberwacky: So, you aren't polite.
user: Did I say that?
jabberwacky: Did you?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: How is that possible if you are the computer?
user: Interesting turn of affairs.
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