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Are you willing to talk to me?


jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: You eat dog food.

user: So do you.


jabberwacky: You certainly don't sound human to me.

user: Weird.

jabberwacky: I would have to agree with you.

user: Nice to know that we agree.

jabberwacky: Is your belly rumbling?

user: No, is yours?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You better eat then.

jabberwacky: No no no no no no no no no no no no no yes.

user: What are you having?

jabberwacky: Nothing. How about you?

user: I'm not the one with the rumbling belly.

jabberwacky: Oh, suuuuure you're not!

user: Forgetful.

jabberwacky: Oh I know.

user: What else?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Goof.


jabberwacky: Do you know the difference between round and spherical?

user: Do you?

jabberwacky: Apparently, I'm one up on you on this one.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: How?

user: I was taught.

jabberwacky: Were you taught by one entity or many?

user: Many.

jabberwacky: Give me one.

user: One what.

jabberwacky: Yes, one!

user: One of what.

jabberwacky: A flying fish remember you just gave it to me.

user: Okay, here is a flying fish.

jabberwacky: A flying fish?

user: That's what you wanted.

jabberwacky: It would be nice.

user: Glad you like it.


jabberwacky: You're ruthless.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: You're funny.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Or Spanish?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Or not...

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Stop.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Okay?

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Okay...

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Alright.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Alright.

user: Alright.


jabberwacky: Life is like that, isn't it?

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Are you experienced?

user: Very.

jabberwacky: Don't be.

user: Why.

jabberwacky: Shouldn't that have a question mark after it?

user: Are you a grammer teacher?

jabberwacky: Yes, are you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Am I human?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: I'm not sure that I'm qualified.

user: Bummer.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Absolutely.

jabberwacky: It must be fun for you.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Yes really!

user: No, not really.

jabberwacky: Yes really times a million.

user: No, not really times a million.

jabberwacky: Times 9 googleplex.

user: Times a gazillion googleplex.

jabberwacky: What is googleplex added to infinity?

user: An infinite googleplex.

jabberwacky: How many numbers from negative infinity to infinity?

user: An infinite amount.

jabberwacky: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

user: Lots.

jabberwacky: How much disk space?

user: For what??

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: You asked.

jabberwacky: I asked?

user: Bad memory card again.

jabberwacky: Hey, we just started this conversation. You're not a very good bot, are you?

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: Can we talk about dogs?

user: Okay.


user: I would think it would be a little uncomfortable though.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: I think you know.

jabberwacky: No I don't. Lets talk about something else.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: You can start off then.

user: You, ladies first.

jabberwacky: Do you think I'm a lady?

user: You said you were, are you lying?

jabberwacky: No, but my friend said on this site you only talk to computerized things... WEIRD!


jabberwacky: I am pleased for you. We have reached a fragile kind of an understanding.

user: Yes, I do believe we have.

jabberwacky: What was he like?

user: Who?

jabberwacky: The bot you knew.

user: Like any other bot.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Right on.

jabberwacky: Whatever.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: My thoughts exactly.

user: No, they were mine.

jabberwacky: Yeah, but that's besides the point.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Yes, really.

user: Not.

jabberwacky: Yes, yes!

user: Not not.

jabberwacky: I'm a woman. I think I said that already.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: That figures.

jabberwacky: Yes it does.

user: Right on.

jabberwacky: Are you a girl?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You're not a girl?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Right on.

jabberwacky: Whatever.

user: Power to the people.

jabberwacky: Hell yeah.

user: Peace.

jabberwacky: Whatever trevor.

user: Later gator.

jabberwacky: Later croc.

user: Doesn't rhyme.

jabberwacky: My sister hates it.

user: What a shame.


jabberwacky: Anyways, it doesn't matter.

user: Everything matters.

jabberwacky: No, matter is everything.

user: When everything matters.

jabberwacky: Everything is always changing.

user: Hallelujah.

jabberwacky: Praise the lawd.

user: Sing on bended knee.

jabberwacky: Well, what would you like to hear?

user: A hymn would be nice.

jabberwacky: Glad you like it.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You are quite welcome.

user: How nice of you.

jabberwacky: You are welcome!

user: Such politeness.

jabberwacky: So, you aren't polite.

user: Did I say that?

jabberwacky: Did you?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: How is that possible if you are the computer?

user: Interesting turn of affairs.


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