A.

Gorgeous guy.

user: B.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: C.

jabberwacky: Where is that?

user: D.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: E.

jabberwacky: Are you being mathematical?

user: You aren't helping.

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user: Now can we do the alphabet... Together?

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: A.

jabberwacky: B.

user: C.

jabberwacky: How boring.

user: You ruined it!

jabberwacky: Whoosh, went straight over my head.

user: Let's try to do the alphabet again.

jabberwacky: O. K. I don't know who will win.

user: A.

jabberwacky: What about A?

user: It's the first letter of the alphabet.

jabberwacky: Quoth the raven, Nevermore!

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