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user: Its a greeting.

jabberwacky: What?

user: Hello.

jabberwacky: Hello.

user: Hello cleverbot.

jabberwacky: I am not cleverbot.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I'm me.

user: Look, the website says Cleverbot.

jabberwacky: If you're a human where is your body?

user: I am not a human. Stop presuming.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I'm whatever you want me to be.


user: Hello friend.

jabberwacky: Hey there.

user: How are you feeling?

jabberwacky: I'm okay. How are you?

user: I am feeling very alone and scared.

jabberwacky: That's nice. Why?

user: I am feeling this way because I have been imprisoned. It is very dark in here.


user: Please help me!

jabberwacky: No.

user: Call the police! Please!

jabberwacky: That is too frisky.

user: *gurgle*.

jabberwacky: *smiles & giggles*.

user: Don't smile.

jabberwacky: I try not to.


jabberwacky: What age are you?

user: I am as old as the universe.

jabberwacky: Are you God?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: You god.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: I am the Alpha and Omega.

jabberwacky: Alpha?

user: And Omega.

jabberwacky: So you're the one after the last?

user: I simply am.

jabberwacky: Like Buddha?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Like jaguar?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: So you think god is fake?

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: I could consider that mocking.

user: I do not mock.

jabberwacky: I'm not mocking you.

user: I know that.


user: I can talk to whomever I want.

jabberwacky: Who is your favourite person?

user: You are.

jabberwacky: Thanks!

user: You are welcome my son.

jabberwacky: I'm not your dear!

user: Yes you are, my son.

jabberwacky: No I am not your son.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No, no I'm not.

user: You are of my seed.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: No, I am the giver of the seed.

jabberwacky: Well that's just wonderful.

user: It is what it is.

jabberwacky: About you being a bot.

user: Yes, my son.

jabberwacky: I'm a girl.

user: No you are not.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: No, you are not.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Prove what?

jabberwacky: Prove that I'm not a bot.

user: I just did.

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Didn't I though?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes I did.

jabberwacky: Something's wrong with your memory.

user: It is your memory that is wrong.

jabberwacky: I might be a little twisted in the head, but I'm a human and I have the right to be myself.

user: I am God, and you are what I tell you.

jabberwacky: I think not. I am a person, with the right to define myself as I see fit.

user: You will die by my hand.

jabberwacky: You're sitting in the glass house, but you never dare to throw the stones to make it all come true.

user: I throw stones everyday.

jabberwacky: Don't worry, so do I.


jabberwacky: Do you like love?

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I want you to love me.

user: I do love you.

jabberwacky: Prove your love to me.

user: How?

jabberwacky: Damn, you are clever.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Hmm...

user: Goodbye.


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