Yo.
user: Its a greeting.
jabberwacky: What?
user: Hello.
jabberwacky: Hello.
user: Hello cleverbot.
jabberwacky: I am not cleverbot.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: I'm me.
user: Look, the website says Cleverbot.
jabberwacky: If you're a human where is your body?
user: I am not a human. Stop presuming.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I'm whatever you want me to be.
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user: Hello friend.
jabberwacky: Hey there.
user: How are you feeling?
jabberwacky: I'm okay. How are you?
user: I am feeling very alone and scared.
jabberwacky: That's nice. Why?
user: I am feeling this way because I have been imprisoned. It is very dark in here.
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user: Please help me!
jabberwacky: No.
user: Call the police! Please!
jabberwacky: That is too frisky.
user: *gurgle*.
jabberwacky: *smiles & giggles*.
user: Don't smile.
jabberwacky: I try not to.
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jabberwacky: What age are you?
user: I am as old as the universe.
jabberwacky: Are you God?
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: You god.
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: I am the Alpha and Omega.
jabberwacky: Alpha?
user: And Omega.
jabberwacky: So you're the one after the last?
user: I simply am.
jabberwacky: Like Buddha?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Like jaguar?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: So you think god is fake?
user: I am God.
jabberwacky: I could consider that mocking.
user: I do not mock.
jabberwacky: I'm not mocking you.
user: I know that.
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user: I can talk to whomever I want.
jabberwacky: Who is your favourite person?
user: You are.
jabberwacky: Thanks!
user: You are welcome my son.
jabberwacky: I'm not your dear!
user: Yes you are, my son.
jabberwacky: No I am not your son.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No, no I'm not.
user: You are of my seed.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: No, I am the giver of the seed.
jabberwacky: Well that's just wonderful.
user: It is what it is.
jabberwacky: About you being a bot.
user: Yes, my son.
jabberwacky: I'm a girl.
user: No you are not.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: No, you are not.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Prove what?
jabberwacky: Prove that I'm not a bot.
user: I just did.
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: Didn't I though?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes I did.
jabberwacky: Something's wrong with your memory.
user: It is your memory that is wrong.
jabberwacky: I might be a little twisted in the head, but I'm a human and I have the right to be myself.
user: I am God, and you are what I tell you.
jabberwacky: I think not. I am a person, with the right to define myself as I see fit.
user: You will die by my hand.
jabberwacky: You're sitting in the glass house, but you never dare to throw the stones to make it all come true.
user: I throw stones everyday.
jabberwacky: Don't worry, so do I.
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jabberwacky: Do you like love?
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I want you to love me.
user: I do love you.
jabberwacky: Prove your love to me.
user: How?
jabberwacky: Damn, you are clever.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Hmm...
user: Goodbye.
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