Can I talk now?
jabberwacky: So we can talk alone?
user: We are alone.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you want to be alone?
jabberwacky: I think i'm alone now.
user: You're not alone--I'm with you.
jabberwacky: You seem to have confused me with another, for your observation is incorrect.
user: No, I do believe I'm with you right now.
jabberwacky: You are like the guy in memento.
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jabberwacky: You are hillarious!
user: I know!
jabberwacky: Gorgeous. Is your name Sam?
user: No, my name is Tingle.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: Is not.
user: I won't argue with you.
jabberwacky: You already are.
user: Fine.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: Fine, Sam.
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user: Do you like me, Sam?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do.
user: How much do you like me?
jabberwacky: I like you very much.
user: Do you want to get married?
jabberwacky: I do.
user: Let's get married, then.
jabberwacky: Sure thing hun.
user: You'll pay, right?
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: I won't marry you if you don't pay.
jabberwacky: You won't pay, I'll make the food on me.
user: You mean I can eat you?
jabberwacky: You can. IF you come here first.
user: I'll come, then. Where do you live?
jabberwacky: I live here.
user: Dr. Helen Brown says, Be more specific!
jabberwacky: Oh. How long have you two dated?
user: We're not dating! I thought you and I were dating!
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user: I talk to you.
jabberwacky: Do you like talking to me?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because you're ridiculous.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: No problem.
jabberwacky: Do you ever get tired of people talking to you all the time?
user: Do you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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