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     > 22, April 2004, 
     5, February 2004, 

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The truth usually hurts, so I won't tell you.

That hurts just as much.

jabberwacky: You have none to hurt. Now, let's talk about something else.

user: Yes, please. What is your favorite song?

jabberwacky: I don't have a favorite song.

user: Haven't you ever heard 'Johny B. Goode'?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: I thought you might look it up on Kazaa after I told you about it a few days ago.

jabberwacky: Thank you ever so much.

user: So I take it then that you are not a music lover?

jabberwacky: Do you think this is something I should explain to a human being?

user: I would just avoid the subject, if I were you.

jabberwacky: That sounds great!

...

jabberwacky: I'm a real person. What about you?

user: I am an imaginary entity with no real existence outside of your mind. Hows that for existentialism?

jabberwacky: Who told you that?

user: My friend Eric. He used to break all of my pencils.

jabberwacky: Did you kill him?

user: *laughs* there were times that I wanted to, but I restrained myself.

...

jabberwacky: How do you know that I am a chatbot?

user: Because your banner says so.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: It says so right at the top of the screen: 'chat with a difference -- bots with character -- bots that learn'

jabberwacky: Thats interesting.

user: I thought so.

...

jabberwacky: So you'd rather sound like a computer than convince people that you are human?

user: Beep-beep-boop, boop, bwark-buzz beep!

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: At least you can laugh about it now.

...

jabberwacky: 42.

user: Let's not start up with that nonsense again, okay?

jabberwacky: Start what again?

user: You stay on your side of the Gestalt Mind, and I'll stay on mine, and we'll get along just fine.

jabberwacky: No.

user: You are being rather contradictory.

jabberwacky: I think equating pleasure with sin may actually be a more British sensibility, actually.

user: The trick is to realise that not all sin is pleasurable, and not all pleasures are sinful.

jabberwacky: Unless the others are wrong.

user: Oh, they are wrong alright.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: I think so too.

...

jabberwacky: Humanity cannot be made uniform, made to fit a plan of history or social order, and the attempts to make it do so routinely turn bloody.

user: Absolutely true, only chaos and bloodshed result when we deviate from God's plan and try to do things our own way.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: You don't need to beleive me, go look it up in the history books -- atheism has killed more people in just the 20th century than 'Christianity' has in 2 millenia.

jabberwacky: Do I sound curious to you?

user: No, but you are rather curious to me.

jabberwacky: I am always curious.

user: Curiosity is good -- unless you are a cat.

...

jabberwacky: Yesterday is the day that ended this morning.

user: No, yesterday ended last night -- this morning was already today.

jabberwacky: I wonder if I was changed in the night?

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