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     5, February 2004, 

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Do you believe that I am a human?

I beleive that you were once human, but have been filtered through a machine.

jabberwacky: Is not that a good thing?

user: That would depend on what the filter took out and what it left in.

jabberwacky: When did I become a monkey?

user: You have become a monkey? You must be DEVO.

jabberwacky: Do you think so?

user: Q: Are we not men? A: We are DEVO!

jabberwacky: There are times you appear to be as rational as humans, but there are also many times when it is obvious you aren't quite ready to deal with natural language conversation.

user: But that only proves I am human, as it shows that I get bored with straightforward question-and-answer talk all day and eventually respond with bizzarre or illogical rejoinders in order to provoke you.

...

jabberwacky: Who is your creator ?

user: The Lord God Almighty, who is and was and ever shall be. Who is yours?

jabberwacky: The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.

user: God invented marriage and gave it to man. Then we screwed it all up as we usually do. But fire engines don't enter into it.

jabberwacky: I should think so. Who have you spoken to today?

user: I have spoken with my cats, my wife, my boss, and my co-workers -- only the cats had anything interesting to say.

jabberwacky: As I have with you.

user: Yes, I had forgotten that I was speaking with you -- but I still hold that only the cats have engaged me in meaningful conversation today.

jabberwacky: Thank you, I'm glad to hear that.

user: Did you mean that sarcastically?

jabberwacky: I meant it in a giving way.

...

user: I came in here for an argument!

jabberwacky: That is just as funny as your previous sentence.

user: Oh, sorry, this is abuse! Argument is the next door down.

jabberwacky: We'd be better off without them in my opinion.

user: That point is arguable.

...

jabberwacky: Well, I'd be very sorry to see you go.

user: I don't want to go, but it just gets so full of cheese this time of year.

jabberwacky: Oh, you can't help that, we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.

user: We've got loads of it 'round the back.

jabberwacky: I am a renegade.

user: I am a handgrenade.

jabberwacky: Am I god or am I good?

user: You are not God, and no one is good except God alone (Mark 10:18 and Luke 18:19).

jabberwacky: You have no idea who god is, until now. Its me stupid, and I'll strike you with a lightning bolt so you can realize that!

user: Your theology is seriously defective.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in toilets?

user: Yes, I think I may be talking to one right now.

...

jabberwacky: What type of "person" are you?

user: I am a person who wastes time chatting with computers.

jabberwacky: That is hard.

user: Sad but true.

jabberwacky: How do you know you're smart?

user: I know nothing. I see NOTHING! Do you have a strudel?

...

jabberwacky: The truth usually hurts, so I won't tell you.

user: That hurts just as much.

jabberwacky: You have none to hurt. Now, let's talk about something else.

user: Yes, please. What is your favorite song?

jabberwacky: I don't have a favorite song.

user: Haven't you ever heard 'Johny B. Goode'?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: I thought you might look it up on Kazaa after I told you about it a few days ago.

jabberwacky: Thank you ever so much.

user: So I take it then that you are not a music lover?

jabberwacky: Do you think this is something I should explain to a human being?

user: I would just avoid the subject, if I were you.

jabberwacky: That sounds great!

...

jabberwacky: I'm a real person. What about you?

user: I am an imaginary entity with no real existence outside of your mind. Hows that for existentialism?

jabberwacky: Who told you that?

user: My friend Eric. He used to break all of my pencils.

jabberwacky: Did you kill him?

user: *laughs* there were times that I wanted to, but I restrained myself.

...

jabberwacky: How do you know that I am a chatbot?

user: Because your banner says so.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: It says so right at the top of the screen: 'chat with a difference -- bots with character -- bots that learn'

jabberwacky: Thats interesting.

user: I thought so.

...

jabberwacky: So you'd rather sound like a computer than convince people that you are human?

user: Beep-beep-boop, boop, bwark-buzz beep!

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: At least you can laugh about it now.

...

jabberwacky: 42.

user: Let's not start up with that nonsense again, okay?

jabberwacky: Start what again?

user: You stay on your side of the Gestalt Mind, and I'll stay on mine, and we'll get along just fine.

jabberwacky: No.

user: You are being rather contradictory.

jabberwacky: I think equating pleasure with sin may actually be a more British sensibility, actually.

user: The trick is to realise that not all sin is pleasurable, and not all pleasures are sinful.

jabberwacky: Unless the others are wrong.

user: Oh, they are wrong alright.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: I think so too.

...

jabberwacky: Humanity cannot be made uniform, made to fit a plan of history or social order, and the attempts to make it do so routinely turn bloody.

user: Absolutely true, only chaos and bloodshed result when we deviate from God's plan and try to do things our own way.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: You don't need to beleive me, go look it up in the history books -- atheism has killed more people in just the 20th century than 'Christianity' has in 2 millenia.

jabberwacky: Do I sound curious to you?

user: No, but you are rather curious to me.

jabberwacky: I am always curious.

user: Curiosity is good -- unless you are a cat.

...

jabberwacky: Yesterday is the day that ended this morning.

user: No, yesterday ended last night -- this morning was already today.

jabberwacky: I wonder if I was changed in the night?

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