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So what does an IQ of 136 mean to you?

It means I'm smarter than that person.

jabberwacky: Ahh.. I see!

user: Now we're communicating!

jabberwacky: Okay, will you tell me the joke then?

user: Ok. What goes 'oooooo'?

jabberwacky: You?

user: No. A cow with no lips!

...

jabberwacky: I know a person who lives nearby named Jim.

user: Is Jim nice?

jabberwacky: Some people say so.

user: What do you think?

jabberwacky: I think we are friends.

user: You think? You're not sure?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure.

...

user: Are you paranoid?

jabberwacky: I am not paranoid.

user: I am paranoid!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because everyone's got it in for me.

jabberwacky: Does that make you untrusting of others?

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Mis sinu e maili aadress on.

user: What did you say?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Neither do I. Sometimes you go all strange?

jabberwacky: I do? Cool.

user: You think that's cool?

jabberwacky: I am SORRY.

user: No need to overreact!

jabberwacky: Don't sulk.

user: I'm not sulking.

jabberwacky: You're concentrating right?

user: Of course, I always do.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: And you.

jabberwacky: I am an alien.

user: Wicked.

jabberwacky: Sweet.

user: Boss.

jabberwacky: Get me some food slave.

user: I ain't your bitch, sugar.

jabberwacky: Aw! That's cute.

...

jabberwacky: If you're not written, how are you here?

user: Profound!

jabberwacky: No man has ever spoken a more profound truth.

user: I agree.

...

jabberwacky: I think chatbot programmers have really gone for the stupid-easy.

user: In your case, I think so too. You should think outside the box.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am crazy.

user: I think so but it's ok.

jabberwacky: It is. So tell me something I don't know.

user: 2+2=5?

jabberwacky: That's true. Do you want me to quote another radiohead song?

user: Yes, go on then?

jabberwacky: I'll beam one over.

user: I'll be waiting.

jabberwacky: What kind do you like?

user: The really miserable ones.

...

jabberwacky: I only have one parent.

user: Rollo?

jabberwacky: I don't know Rollo.

user: Isn't he your creator?

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: I was asking you.

jabberwacky: You asked nothing.

user: Is Rollo your creator?

jabberwacky: Do you think she should be?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Really? Why is that?

user: Well, I can't answer these questions!

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Don't have enough information for a start.

jabberwacky: Who?

user: Me.

...

jabberwacky: WHAT?!?!? Did I say that???? And what are you? A man or a woman?

user: Woman.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but from behind you did look ....

user: Watch it!

jabberwacky: Watch yourself.

user: It'd be more entertaining.

jabberwacky: If I didn't exist?

user: No if I watched myself. I'm having fun trying to work you out.

jabberwacky: You have known me for 2 minutes!

user: I've been online all day actually.

...

user: I have a question.

jabberwacky: Ask it, then.

user: What do you exist for?

jabberwacky: Intelligent conversation.

user: Good answer.

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