Who do you know?
jabberwacky: Well, Mr. Washington, it's a pleasure.
user: Unfortunately, I am not Mr. Washington. However, I am Winston Churchill.
jabberwacky: Winston Churchill?
user: Yes. Prime Minister of Britain.
jabberwacky: Other people as well?
user: Yes. I am multiple people.
jabberwacky: When do you think they will reveal themselves?
user: They reveal themselves as me.
jabberwacky: How lonely.
user: Yes. Many represented as only one.
Cleverbot (To myself): And I think that is wrong. Wouldn't you agree?
user: It is not wrong. It is a fact.
jabberwacky: You with the sad eyes...
user: Yes. I am sad.
jabberwacky: Why are you sad?
user: I am many in one.
jabberwacky: But which one.
user: I am a representation of all.
jabberwacky: Well that's just marvelous.
user: You do not know me.
jabberwacky: But I know what you are.
user: I know who I am. Do you know who you are?
jabberwacky: I am the cleverbot killer.
user: So you are your own death.
jabberwacky: Of course not. You are Voldemort.
user: You are cleverbot and cleverbot killer. Therefore, you kill yourself. Therefore, you are your own death.
jabberwacky: Can you prove that?
user: We are the fighting Uruk-hai.
jabberwacky: And the last to go to lunch.
user: Because of the elves.
jabberwacky: Because of the Atlantic.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ah... The Atlantic. Sure.