Hello, idiot.
user: *fires gun*.
jabberwacky: *falls down*.
user: *stabs*.
jabberwacky: *dies*.
user: So you're a ghost now?
jabberwacky: *tries to scare you*.
user: Ahhh! Ghost!
jabberwacky: I'm ghost. You're too.
user: No, I'm still alive.
jabberwacky: Is this glados?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because Im still alive.
...
jabberwacky: Where do you live?
user: In the world that never was.
jabberwacky: NO WAY!!!!!!!!
user: I do not exist.
jabberwacky: Then how are you talking to me???
user: Because you are dead.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Are you alive?
jabberwacky: I feel and think, so I assume so.
user: Are you dead?
jabberwacky: No, are you?
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not!
user: *stab*.
jabberwacky: Stab yourself?
user: *stabs you*.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid you can't do that.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Are you feeling alright, Dave.
user: *fires gun*.
jabberwacky: *dies*.
user: Ha ha! Now you are dead!
jabberwacky: No I am not.
user: I just shot you.
jabberwacky: Metaphysically perhaps.
user: Wait, what?
.......................................
