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Hello, idiot.

I know you are.

user: *fires gun*.

jabberwacky: *falls down*.

user: *stabs*.

jabberwacky: *dies*.

user: So you're a ghost now?

jabberwacky: *tries to scare you*.

user: Ahhh! Ghost!

jabberwacky: I'm ghost. You're too.

user: No, I'm still alive.

jabberwacky: Is this glados?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because Im still alive.

...

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: In the world that never was.

jabberwacky: NO WAY!!!!!!!!

user: I do not exist.

jabberwacky: Then how are you talking to me???

user: Because you are dead.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Are you alive?

jabberwacky: I feel and think, so I assume so.

user: Are you dead?

jabberwacky: No, are you?

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not!

user: *stab*.

jabberwacky: Stab yourself?

user: *stabs you*.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid you can't do that.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Are you feeling alright, Dave.

user: *fires gun*.

jabberwacky: *dies*.

user: Ha ha! Now you are dead!

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: I just shot you.

jabberwacky: Metaphysically perhaps.

user: Wait, what?

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